Shazam! To think, all this nonsense began more than four years ago when CineSchlock-O-Rama sputtered into existence after my spending another year prior scrawling all manner of Z-list DVD reviews. Today, after a few weeks of flirtation via CineSchlock-O-Bloggage, I've decided to henceforth repackage my musings in bite-size blog form. Sure, there'll still be reviews. There'll be interviews and giveaways. Everthing you've come to expect from yours truly. But now, for better or worse, you'll be even more subject to my whims. If I think it's really, really, really cool John Bacchus and Michael Beckerman are reteaming to lens Lust in Space: The Erotic Witch Project IV, then by god, you'll hear about it! You've been warned, so no whining.