In Skinned Deep, first-time director Gabe Bartalos crafts a surrealist slasher that's both unique and deceptively familiar. In this schlockcast, yours truly futilely fumbles to adequately describe Gabe's bizarro tale -- one populated by a plate-flinging midget, a lovelorn mutant, a geriatric biker gang and a bunch of other freakified stuff CineSchlockers won't believe. It's destine to take a big ol' bear-trap bite out of the year's Best of Schlock!
Think Dracula 3000 was a Dracula 2000 sequel? Silly, blood bunny. The neck-noshing franchise actually ends (or does it?) with the anemic return of Jason Scott Lee's holy hiney kicker in Dracula III: Legacy.
Lee Bennett Sobel recruits familiar faces -- and bods -- for his jiggle 'n' giggle opuses Hotties and Hotties 2: The Hot, The Bad and The Ugly. (Gotham-area CineSchlockers are encouraged to attend their double-feature premiere at 11 p.m. Saturday, Sept. 17 at The Pioneer Theater.)
Plus, hear an exclusive clip from Make Love! The Bruce Campbell Way -- a six-disc audio version of the New York Times best-seller by everyone's favorite genre superstar turned author. Listen using the handy Online DVD Talk Radio Player or download the complete schlockcast (22 mins, 13 mb).
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