There are good movies, there are great movies, and there
are movies that defy conventional description. Unfortunately for the latter,
that could swing in either direction. As in, some movies are so unbelievably
awful that you are left wondering just what in the wide, wide world of sports is
a-goin' on here. Such is the case with
Vidas Privadas
(Private Lives), a woefully
misguided and generally terrible Argentine film from director/musician Fito Páez
and starring the usually stellar Cecelia Roth and Gael García
Bernal.
The film centers on the character of Carmen Uranga
(Roth), who returns to Argentina from Madrid after being away for 20 years. Her
father is dying from a heart ailment, and she is in town to work out
arrangements with several of his properties before he dies. Carmen has no real
attachments to her immediate family: her mother Sofia (Chunchuna Villafañe) is
portrayed as a cold, somewhat aloof and dispassionate woman, while her younger
sister Ana (the delicious Dolores Fonzi) is the only one in the family
displaying any sense of vivid warmth. Carmen herself is played as a passionless,
sterile shrew: she lacks any ability to generate intimacy with anyone. Her
sexual gratification is derived through masturbation while listening to others
copulating in another room. Such is the case when she meets up with Gustavo
(Bernal), a young model and gigolo whom Carmen hires to copulate with a young
woman while Carmen listens. Carmen soon instructs Gustavo to arrive without the
young lady, and read passages from erotic novels while she masturbates, the two
separated by a wall and never meeting face-to-face. At first, anyhow... for soon
their relationship takes a turn towards the intimate, both emotionally and
physically.
But as always, there are secrets to uncover in
this story. Twenty-two years earlier, Carmen was rounded up and imprisoned by
the Argentine regime, tortured and held in darkness and captivation for 10
months. A secret about her incarceration is revealed, which leads into an even
bigger twist in the story that (a) couldn't be any more obvious if it tried, and
(b) strives for emotional poignancy but derives little but groans and
unintentional laughter.
The main problem with Vidas Privadas
is that the film lacks direction. Is
it a thriller? Not really; if so, it's not a particularly good one. How about a
drama? It might have worked, if the filmmakers hadn't decided on making the film
as creepy as possible. Paez's use of music is probably the most awful aesthetic
decision made in the movie; monotonous and sudden piano crescendos might have
worked in Eyes Wide Shut, but here they do nothing except for maybe
keeping the audience from falling asleep. The direction is flat and lifeless;
the film was shot with little flair or style, which would have been fine if the
story were compelling enough (which it isn't). Even the actors are squandered in
this story. I became the biggest Cecelia Roth fanboy after watching her
devastatingly phenomenal performance in Almodovar's Todo Sobre Mi
Madre, and in this film she seems stiff, unconvincing, and flat. The same
goes for Gael Garcia Bernal, who has been amazing in other films - even in
lesser films like El Crimen de Padre Amaro, in which he shined amidst
some rather clichéd material - but he leaves no mark on the film here. Overall,
this film is a complete and utter disappointment. Everyone involved can (and
has) done much better work elsewhere.
The
DVD
Video:
Vidas Privadas
is
presented in a widescreen aspect ratio of 1.851, and has been anamorphically enhanced
for your widescreen-viewing cosmic hoohah. The video is acceptable, but not
exceptional or notable. Sharpness is the major problem, with the majority of the
transfer looking pretty soft. Shadow detail is lacking, and contrasts suffer in darker
scenes. A climactic scene that takes place in low-lit
shadows looks murky, weak, and flat. Colors are acceptable, and there is little-to-no noise,
pixellation, or artifacting.
Audio:
The audio is presented in Dolby Digital 5.1 in its
original Spanish language soundtrack, with an optional Dolby Digital 2.0 dub in
English. The dub is one of the worst I've heard, and should be avoided like the
plague. Anyway, the OSL sounds decent enough, with clarity in the soundtrack and
decent range to the score. There is some use of the surrounds to open up the
sound a bit, but overall this is a moderately engaging although clean sounding
mix.
Extras:
Special features
include trailers for the film as well as one for
Cleopatra.
Final
Thoughts:
If you love foreign cinema, the work of Cecelia
Roth, or a powerfully shot and engaging movie, by all means please rent
Hable con Ella and avoid this movie. It's not just bad - Vidas Privadas is just plain awful.
Skip this DVD with all available speed and certainty.
Buy: