The movie
Paris-Roubaix exerts a strange
fascination over the professional cyclists who compete in it and over
the fans who watch it every year. Its peculiar nature is captured in
the two nicknames for the race: the "Queen of the Classics"
and the "Hell of the North." The race course winds through
the French countryside, incorporating 26 stretches of cobbled roads
that are used only for farm vehicles during the rest of the year.
Even under the best circumstances, Paris-Roubaix is tough: the
bone-shaking pavé (cobbles) is uneven and difficult to ride,
with dust and grime coating the riders as they push on relentlessly.
Add even a touch of bad weather, and Paris-Roubaix takes on its true
character as "l'enfer du Nord": the cobbles grow slick and
treacherous, sending riders crashing with the slightest misplacing of
a wheel, and many of the roads become expanses of mud. And yet, many
riders adore Paris-Roubaix, especially in difficult weather
conditions; no matter how hard it is, there's no denying that
Paris-Roubaix is unique, and it's a race that many a rider would love
to have on his palmares.
So it's par for the course that the
2005 Paris-Roubaix has quite a few riders who plan to go all-out for
the win, and who have a good shot at pulling it off. It's here that
we see how a Classic like this can be more interesting than a stage
race like the Tour de France, as the Classics have more genuine
contenders for the win... and all the contenders know that they have
to put their best effort today, or not at all.
Last year's winner Magnus Backstedt,
the big Swedish rider, is a clear favorite for the podium. So, too,
is US rider George Hincapie, who makes no secret that winning
Paris-Roubaix is his greatest ambition; with two fourth-place
finishes, he's more than motivated to take the victory. Experienced
and wily Peter van Petegem, riding for Davitamon-Lotto, is one of the
riders who could throw George for a loop, as are T-Mobile's pair of
challengers, Erik Zabel and Steffen Wesemann. And of course Belgian
rider Tom Boonen is looking to keep his season's hot streak going
with a win here. As any fan of Paris-Roubaix knows, too, there's no
way to tell which riders may end up delivering a surprise
performance: good form combined with a touch of luck and the will to
win has certainly created some upsets in the past. And all bets are
off with the change in the race route this year: the Forest of
Arenberg has been removed, and in its place there's an actual climb,
a novelty in the normally pancake-flat route.
So how does the 2005 edition turn
out? Fairly well overall. The race is made more interesting by the
fact that it doesn't follow the typical Paris-Roubaix style of
gradual attrition from the peloton. Instead, there's a breakaway
group fairly early in the race, and as the peloton chases it down,
there are fractures in the group, putting a small group of "big
names" in an important position for a surprisingly large part of
the race. There's not a huge amount of give-and-take in the middle
part of the race, but certainly the last few kilometers and the
finish are very interesting. One nice thing is that at the very end,
the camera sticks with the riders from the moment they enter the
Roubaix velodrome to the finish line, unlike some other years in
which the camera would cut to show the audience in the velodrome
partway through.
The pre-race and post-race sections
are excellent. We get about 20 minutes before the start of the race,
with the main contenders being introduced and giving interviews. It's
very interesting and provides a great setup for the race, so we know
who to keep an eye out for. The post-race segments are also very
nice.
Not everything is roses for the 2005
Paris-Roubaix, though. One nitpick is that it's a bit too long at
four hours. The coverage is very complete, giving us the race from
start to finish, but considering that the action is not non-stop, it
feels like a bit too much for any viewer except the truly hard-core
fans. I'm pretty hard-core myself when it comes to watching cycle
racing, but even I felt that some extra editing would have made the
DVD more fun to watch.
The real problem, though, can be
expressed in two words: Bob Roll. My heart fell when I saw him being
introduced along with Phil Liggett and Paul Sherwen as the
commentators, and my fears were soon shown to be justified. (Groans
from my fellow viewers soon told me that I wasn't alone in being less
than thrilled.) Roll is a flat-out awful commentator. I used to
complain about Gary Imlach's commenting on some of the Tour de France
DVDs, but I'd take him over Roll in a millisecond; Imlach can get a
bit too self-consciously hip for my tastes, but at least he can
articulate a sentence properly. What are Roll's offenses? Well, for
starters he always sounds awkward, as if he's reading from cue cards;
he always sounds like he's faking enthusiasm; he routinely mangles
the riders' names; he says "uh" often enough to make the
listener start getting twitchy; and he never even has anything
particularly interesting to say. Phil Liggett sometimes says fairly
ridiculous things too (undoubtedly caused by changing thoughts
mid-stream) but he can get away with it because he's a great
commentator overall; it's just charming to catch the occasional
Liggett-ism... but Roll just sounds like he can't get things
straight. Both Liggett and Paul Sherwen make (painful) efforts to
draw Roll into more of a conversation with them, but it's in vain;
Roll might as well be reading from a badly written script. Even the
post-race interview that he does with Hincapie sounds awkward; he
doesn't seem to know how to ask good questions, and it sounds again
like he's reading off of cue cards instead of having a conversation
with the riders. It's not just inexperience, either. Paul Sherwen was
a little "rough around the edges" when he first started
co-commentating with Liggett, but he was always fun and interesting
to listen to even from the very first.
Fortunately for us, though Roll is
annoyingly talkative in the middle portions of the race, he's silent
in the last hour or so... as if Phil and Paul realized that it was
best to keep him out of it, that the final action was much too
important to risk him screwing it up. And other than that, the
commentary is fine. Whenever we just have Phil and Paul, life is
good.
The DVD
The 2005 Paris-Roubaix is a two-disc
set, nicely packaged in a slim plastic keepcase. The cover art and
menu art is relatively spoiler-free (no shots of the finish line,
anyway). We do get ugly stretched images on the discs, but the front
cover photo is a nice action shot.
Video
Paris-Roubaix is a tough race to
photograph, but even so, I'd say that this time, the image quality is
a bit below what I'd expect. The cameras don't seem to be adjusting
for exposure automatically, so when the camera pans from the riders
to the scenery, everything looks pale and over-exposed. There's a lot
of picture break-up as well. Admittedly, these are issues with the
source material, so there's not much that WCP could have done about
it in the DVD, but it's still necessary to point out that the image
quality isn't so hot. Apart from the sections that look washed-out,
colors are OK, but there's a lot of edge enhancement, so the image
sharpness overall is not so good.
Audio
The audio quality is excellent
throughout the race. The "race ambiance" noise is presented
very well in the background, so you get the feeling of really
experiencing the race, with the cheering crowds, humming bicycle
wheels, and beeping cars contributing to the atmosphere. The
commentary track is crisp and clear, and is always easy to
understand.
Extras
The only special feature is the
start list, with all the teams and riders printed on the reverse of
the cover.
Final thoughts
All in all, the 2005 Paris-Roubaix
is a reasonably interesting, though not ideal, race. It doesn't pack
in the excitement of some of the very best Paris-Roubaix races (like
the
phenomenal 2004 edition), but it's quite respectable in terms of
action and interest for the serious cycling fan. The race would get a
better mark if it weren't for the annoying presence of Bob Roll in
the commentary track. Overall, I'll give this a "recommended"
for cycling fans.