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When
it comes to pay-per-views, WWE's Survivor Series is second only to
Wrestlemania in longevity. And while Wrestlemania is now entering its
23 year, 2006 marked Survivor Series' 20th anniversary. If you thought
Vince would pull out all the stops to celebrate this particular milestone, well,
you'd be wrong.
The 20th edition of Survivor Series took
place at the Wachovia Center in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania on Sunday, Novemner
26th, 2006. Here's the card:
- Traditional Survivor Series
Match [Ric Flair, Dusty Rhodes, Ron Simmons & Sgt. Slaughter vs.
Kenny, Johnny, Nicky & Mikey] - This match is very
indicative
of the current state of the WWE. As if it wasn't enough that they
had their asses handed to them during the last PPV (which also
resulted in them losing the tag team straps), here we have a bunch of legends
(and Ron Simmons) squashing them even futher. I suppose the
Spirit Squad was thought of as nothing but a joke to begin with, but
where will the WWE be in 5-10 years if/when wrestlers like HBK,
'Taker and/or Ric Flair retire? Well, I think Rosie O'Donnell and
Donald Trump won't be busy. Anyways, the old fogeys send the
cheerleaders packing and Kenny on his way to a solo career. What a
great way to begin this PPV.
- United States Championship
Match [Chris Benoit vs. Chavo Guerrero]
- I miss Chris Benoit. Since I don't watch SmackDown!, I don't
see him as much as I used to. Apparently, they're still using
Eddie's name in vain with this current storyline that started
between Rey and Chavo. Since Rey needed to have knee surgery, it's
fallen on Benoit to defend Eddie's honor. Storyline aside, Benoit
and Chavo put on a good match and Guerrero's wrestling has improved
since I last saw him.
- Todd Grisham interviews Lita &
Edge
- Women's Championship Match [Lita
vs. Mickie James] -
This match provides a great study in contrasts. It was only two
short months ago when Trish Stratus won the Women's
Championship and then promptly retired. In her hometown no less! These
things are almost unheard of in the WWE. In fact, i'm sure wrestling
fans are familiar with the "Montreal Screwjob" which was a similar
circumstance (except that Bret Hart was already champ). Yet, Vince
made sure that Hart didn't leave the WWF with the Championship Belt
for fear of it showing up on WCW. However, since Vince ran the WCW
out of business, perhaps that fear was no longer there - explaining
why he allowed Stratus to win her last match for the WWE. Or maybe
she has compromising photos of him? Regardless, Trish is gone and a
short time after, Lita announced her intention to retire too. After
regaining the vacant title during the last Raw PPV, will Lita go out
on top like Trish?
- Michael Cole interviews Batista
- Actually, an interview usually requires some sort of banter
between the interviewer and the interviewee. So let's call this more
of a monologue.
- Traditional Survivor Series
match [D-Generation X, Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy & CM Punk vs. Randy
Orton, Edge, Johnny Nitro, Gregory Helms & Mike Knox]
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This
is another match that subtlety demonstrates where Vince's head is as
far as ECW is concerned. Not five seconds after Knox hits the ring,
Michaels superkicks him and gets the pin. That's right. FIVE
seconds. If this doesn't demonstrate what Vince thinks of ECW, then
I don't know what does. It's not like Knox was an original
ECW wrestler, but he still gets squashed here during his first PPV
appearance. In addition, he continues to ignore the pop the CM Punk
gets every single time he enters the ring. It seems no matter how
often HHH refers to him as "the future of wrestling", he'll never
get an adequate push and eventually ECW will go the way of WCW -
once again making the WWE the only game in town. That said, this
wasn't a bad match. Heck, any time the Hardys are together, i'm
happy. And I have to say, even though I haven't seen him since he
abandoned his "Hurricane" persona, I thought Helms did a pretty good
job.
- Kristal interviews Mr. Kennedy
- First Blood Match [Undertaker
vs. Mr. Kennedy] - As I mentioned before, i'm thinking Kennedy
has pissed someone in head office off. He continues to take some
sick bumps in almost every match he's in. This was a pretty good
match, however the chair shot at the end had me cringing and Kennedy
did a great job of selling it.
- Queen Sharmell and King Booker
in the locker room
- Traditional Survivor Series
Match [John Cena, Kane, Bobby Lashley, Rob Van Dam & Sabu vs. Big
Show, Umaga, Finlay, MVP & Test
- Sometimes, these matches make me scratch my head. I mean, I do
like seeing different wrestlers teaming up and facing different
opponents, but there are some combinations that are truly
mind-boggling. Sure, all the fellas on the "heel" side of things
make sense, but Kane wrestling here as a "face"? Boggles the mind.
And out of everyone here, only RVD, Sabu, Finlay and MVP impressed
me. The rest of the performers are way to big to do anything other
than clotheslines and slamming.
- World Heavyweight Championship
Match [King Booker vs. Batista] - To be honest, buy the time we
I got to this match, I was just ready for the damn thing to end.
The following extras are included:
- Todd Grisham interviews Lita
after her match - How did that old song go? "Na-na-na-na na-na-na-na
hey, hey, hey goodbye."
- Mr. McMahon's Kiss My Ass
Cartoon - The less said about this, the better. However, if
you've ever wanted to see McMahon's ass lifting weights and playing
the drums...well, this is the extra for you! Oh, and you should seek
therapy.
- Main Event of Survivor Series
'87 [Hulk Hogan, Bam Bam Bigelow, Paul Orndorff, Ken Patera & Don
Muraco vs. Andre the Giant, Rick Rude, One Man Gang, Butch Reed &
King Kong Bundy] - It was
great seeing a classic match like this. Particularly in light of the
recent passing of Bam Bam. However, I could've done without hearing
JBL and Michael Cole calling it.
Video:
I'm not sure exactly why it is, but the picture quality for the PPVs have
been steadily decreasing. The picture quality for both this disc and Cyber
Sunday was terribly lacking and I can't for the life of me figure out why. It's
not as if there is more content on the disc, both PPVs average 2-2 1/2 hours
with very few bonuses. Anyways, it's presented in the usual full frame 1.33:1 ratio.
Audio: As with the picture quality,
the audio seems to be on a downward spiral too. Usually, the sound is wide
and envelopes the room. However, this release sounds very flat and it seems
as if only the center channel is getting a workout. Still, it's listed as a Dolby Digital 5.1 track
and is available in Spanish tambien.
Conclusion: It's a shame that it seems that there's no
acknowledgement that this is the 20th anniversary of Survivor Series. As a
matter of fact, it seems as if it's merely business as usual. If it wasn't
for the teaming of wrestlers from three different brands for two matches,
this PPV has stuff that is seen weekly on USA, CW or Sci-Fi (shudder). Which
is a shame really. I wouldn't expect them to pull the big guns or put on a
big show for the 16th edition of Survivor Series, but this is the 20th,
dammit. That said, I enjoyed seeing Benoit again and some of DX's match, but
not much else. This event deserved better. Rent It. |
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