Waiting
for Forever stars
Rachel Bilson (The O.C.) as Emma and
Tom Sturridge as Will. The pair had been best friends in childhood and
a tragic
event that traumatized the young Will was only made a slightly more
manageable hardship
through some encouraging words from Emma. The kids eventually went
separate ways
and the story jumpstarts with Will as an adult in "love". Will is
looking for
Emma because he believes he is in love with her and he is determined
and
convinced that they are destined to be together forever. Some may find
this
ridiculously presented notion as romantic but in essence Will is a
stalker who
follows Emma around to whatever city she currently resides in. They
haven't
spoken in so many years that it feels a bit creepy (and though some may
connect
to the Will character as a harmless sap in love it is clear he suffers
from
some serious problems outside of mere romantic trouble).
This is
an absolutely awful film from start to
finish. It's not always easy to, well, so easily dismiss a film
and to
say that it's something unworthy of the time of others but this is a
rare
example of a mind-numbingly terrible effort that manages to bring only
some
rather small, occasional laughs - all resulting from the film's
preposterous
script and lukewarm direction and not at all related to the art and
craft of
fine filmmaking meant to provoke such reaction.
Perhaps
the funniest unintentional humor in the
film comes from the rather blatant rip-off material found within. This
is a
story that rather poorly attempts to copy many of the events and
characteristics which are found on display in the classic
romantic-comedy gem Benny
& Joon (which, coincidentally, I also reviewed). The
attempts at copying
aspects from the film are so poorly veiled that it should insult anyone
even
remotely familiar with that Johnny Depp starring film favorite. This
led to
some awkward and irritated laughter and that was perhaps one of the
finer elements
of this film's lethargic experience. It managed to make me cringe in
new ways. Tom Sturridge is no Johnny Deep
and both
screenwriter Steve Adams and Director James Keach don't seem to realize
they
can't recapture that kind of magic.
Several
scenes in the film seem designed from a
completely unbelievable perspective and the effect is feeling that
nothing thrown at the
screen is even remotely genuine. Bilson actually stands out as one of
the only
cast members who is genuinely trying to perform and help carry the
film. I
suppose that can be viewed as a strength considering she is a lead
role, after
all, but it is far from enough to make for a compelling or enjoyable
experience
considering all of the many faults the film displays.
While
the film intends to pull on the heartstrings
of the audience and to sweep everyone into a warm and fuzzy glow of a
beautiful
romantic story the film fails to evoke any true genuine emotions and
isn't even
remotely close to being a genuinely heartfelt experience. Romantic
comedy fans
who don't care about quality are the only audience members who might
find
something redeeming about Waiting for Forever. Most viewers
(male or
female) will be left scratching their heads while wondering how this
film
managed to have actors as talented as Richard Jenkins and Blythe Danner
involved in the production in the first place (the pair performs the
weirdly-scripted roles of Emma's parents) and perhaps how such a
blatantly
unoriginal and uninspired screenplay actually found its way into
production at
all.
The
Blu-ray:
Video:
Waiting
for Forever is
presented on Blu-ray in its
original theatrical aspect ratio 1:85:1 in an AVC-encoded transfer that
maintains
an average bitrate of 25 MBPS. The 25 GB disc is large enough for the short 99 minute film to be preserved properly.
The transfer is clean and sharp, with strong color reproduction (even
with
colors that are sometimes a bit muted depending upon the scene). This is a
pleasant
High Definition presentation: one that never wavers and is uniformly
excellent.
The cinematography and framing of the film prevent it from ever being a
showstopper but for what it needs to be this transfer and release gets
the job
done in the video department nicely.
Audio:
The
5.1 Surround Sound DTS-HD Master Audio track is pleasant and works well
with
the film's equally impressive transfer. Music benefits the most from
the boost
to high-resolution audio - though the actual songs featured throughout
the film
may leave something to be desired. The film isn't necessarily a sonic
showcase
and the surrounds are mainly used for some added ambiance and music
reproduction but it sounds clean, clear, and the dialogue is prominent.
English
subtitles are included for the deaf and hard of hearing. Spanish
subtitles are
the only other language option included on this release.
Extras:
No
extras are present on this release whatsoever. Perhaps the film-makers
didn't
desire to discuss how much Benny &
Joon "inspired" them.
Final
Thoughts:
Waiting
for Forever is
almost a chore of a movie to
sit through. The only thing that makes it even remotely watchable is
how
preposterous and poorly made the entire film is (which adds comedic
possibilities where none should be present). Rachel Bilson also
delivers a
decent performance is an otherwise indecent film. Unless you enjoy
sappy
romance films with no genuine emotion and truly weird endings that
don't make
any logical real-world sense (if one chooses to evaluate the events and
characters in the film)
this is something to just miss. Skip It.
Neil Lumbard is a lifelong fan of cinema, and a student who aspires to make movies. He loves writing, and currently does in Texas.