Battlestar Galactica - Blood and Chrome Review

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Battlestar
Galactica: Blood and
Chrome is a
spin-off/prequel to the
popular Battlestar Galactica television series. It takes place
before
the last stand in the Cylon war: here is a story of the start to the
war and
the introduction to a young William Adama (Luke Pasqualino), who is
just now
starting out as a young pilot who works as a fighter for the people
during the
war beginnings.
This
production was filmed as a
television pilot but it was passed on by the SyFy network and it has
now ended
up becoming a standalone feature film that goes back to the beginning
roots of
the epic confrontation between humans and Cylons. The storyline is
simple:
Adama is a new pilot who is working to try and fight the Cylons in his
early
roots. He meets his co-pilot, the officer Coker (Ben Cotton) and with
the help
of a mysterious additional flight attendee (Lili Bordan) they set off
to fight
the Cylons in an escort mission that goes awry.
With
the Cylon attacking and more
danger underway, they crash-land on a mysterious ice-frozen planet to
continue
the mission assigned to them. The question remains: What is the
mission?
Adama and Coker are left out of the loop and the only one who might
have a clue
is their mysterious partner who knows more about what is going on with
their
dangerous mission.

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Unfortunately,
the storyline unfolds
in such a way that viewers are more likely to be bored out of their
minds while
watching this than they are to be intrigued about the possibility of
getting
more answers or stories with these characters. The writing is
atrocious
on several levels. There isn't any shred of character development to be
found.
The writers simply assume that everyone will be familiar with the
characters
from Battlestar Galactica and
that they can introduce new characters without establishing any reason
for us
to care about them. Longtime fans (which is essentially the target
audience)
will not be pleased with this. Viewers without any shred of familiarity
will be
even more baffled and confused.
Battlestar
Galactica: Blood and
Chrome fails
to
live up to any of its potential even despite having an exorbitant five
writers
(David Eick, Glen A. Larson, Michael Taylor, Bradley Thompson, David
Weddle)
who worked on crafting the story outline for the production. Everything
about
the writing fails and falls flat. It's too bad, really, but none
of the characters are given a shred of a
backing.
Characters are treated as stock background props to propel sequences
forward.
After all, characters don't need to be developed much if all you plan
to do is
kill them off. Many characters that are introduced appear to be dead
almost as
soon as they
have a few lines to say.
Only
the "leading"
actors Luke
Pasqualino and Ben Cotton
survive the entire ordeal while seeming to be established as main
series characters.
There are a few minor supporting roles that become established (and not
all of them
actually die) but they seem like
characters meant essentially to prop up the show from having only two leading actors. There is a massively
different contrast in this approach to the effort taken by Ron Moore in
creating his series: Battlestar Galactica's
mini-series premiere was carefully calculated to introduce several
characters that would be regulars on the show while actually
giving an
audience a good foundation for caring about the ensemble cast.
Luke
Pasqualino is an absurdly awful
actor in this role and for a number of reasons this performance brings
the
series to a screeching halt in entertainment time and time again.
Pasqualino
presents his rendition of the character as a weak, overly confident,
and silly
individual who has no clear understanding of the war he is involved in
with the
Cylons. Surprisingly, this does have more to do with his poor acting
than with
the screenplay. I frequently wondered why he seemed so smug while
speaking
lines of decent intrigue. I disapprove of the weak-writing, but
when
the lead actor can't even speak lines seemingly important to the show
with a
sense of conviction it makes me lose interest.
I
wondered why Pasqualino was
cast in the lead role while watching this and I still, fundamentally,
don't
understand how it happened. It begins with his physical appearance
resembling
little of Edward James Olmos. It extends to the fact that Pasqualino
seems so
uninteresting as an actor that he could have never carried a show as
the lead
actor. He is generally stiff and rigid in his acting. In one pivotal
scene
where a character seems to be approaching death he extends his arms
outwardly
in a rigid motion that looks like a kid pretending to act and not as
someone
who actually cares at all about the character that's profusely bleeding
on the
ground. (Note: I have included a
screenshot below
of this hilariously performed moment to give you an example of
Pasqualino's
awful acting skills.)

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Ben
Cotton is almost as awful as an
actor, though. His character is introduced as a drunk, menacing, and
crude
individual and he doesn't appear much nicer at all over the course of
the episode.
Cotton is unconvincing at playing this type of character and he also
seems to be play-acting. He is never really convincing
as an actor in this role and his performance feels like something out
of a bad
television production "movie-of-the-week" on the SyFy channel. Oh, wait...
Cotton
tries to get a comedic
response and does so repeatedly through his performance. He grins,
smiling, and
playfully acts as if he's the coolest character on the show. He does
this with weird
mannerisms and movements meant to convey how "cool" he is but we know
nothing
about the character besides the fact that he has a drinking problem and
is obnoxious
and loud. It's a sign of bad character development on both the part of
the writers and of the underwhelming performance by Cotton.
Beyond
the
terrible acting and writing we have the awful special effects. The CGI
is
overkill and too many scenes are apparently designed to look like
scenes from a
video game. It's the kind of over-the-top CGI expected of late-night
fodder and
not something remotely intriguing and beyond the realm of bad b-movie
ridiculousness.
In an
awful sequence of particular note a giant alien snake on the snowy
planet the
characters crash-land upon attacks the characters. This snake is
terribly
designed by the special effects team. Simply put, it's laughable
how
badly designed it was. As if this special effects team was determined
to
make
matters worse during the feature, they inserted poorly designed and
obviously digitally
rendered
lens-flare throughout many moments. Fanboys who complain
about
experiencing an abundance of lens-flare in the efforts of J.J. Abrams
clearly
haven't seen something as terrible as Blood
and Chrome. Of course,
how could
they have? This was an abysmally produced pilot to a series that never
got
picked up. It should never have been released at all.
Unfortunately,
Battlestar
Galactica: Blood and Chrome is a bland and uninspired creation with
nothing
particularly noteworthy to add to the Battlestar
Galactica franchise.
It feels
more like an empty canvas that doesn't have anything new to say or
contribute.
Nothing
that
interesting happens in the course of it. I doubt many fans would have
actually
been interested in seeing this turned into an actual television series.
If you
compare Blood and Chrome's pilot episode outing to the Battlestar
Galactica min-series the difference in quality
is
staggering to behold.
Sadly,
this failed production won't
even please newcomers. Instead of igniting interest in the Battlestar
Galactica
series franchise it could turn viewers away from even bothering with
the
completed series if they actually see this film first. It could weaken
the potential
for fanbase growth with Battlestar
Galactica if enough viewers see this film.
I
know a lot of fans will want to
blame network executives for not picking this up as a series and for
not giving
it a "fair chance" but it's just disappointing through-and-through and
the
decision makes a good degree of sense when considering the quality of
the
pilot. Something that misses every opportunity for decent creativity
will only
serve to make science fiction seem even more inaccessible to the
mainstream at
large. Everyone involved in this production probably felt that making a
Battlestar Galactica themed series would
guarantee a series order and a fanbase that was already established
with
built-in viewers. That sort of thing rarely happens when creating
something
that reeks of unoriginality and ambition is the result of the efforts
made behind the scenes.
Battlestar
Galactica: Blood and Chrome
doesn't work as a pilot to a new series and it doesn't work
as a standalone film. It feels like stale leftovers that should
have
just been left on SyFy's cutting-room floor. It disappoints and it's
actually easy
to see why this wasn't given a series greenlight. Even newcomers would
not have
considered this good enough to be given a series order.
Battlestar Galactica: Blood and Chrome is both an example of
terrible
filmmaking and of what not to do when
trying to revitalize a solid and previously successful franchise.

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The
Blu-ray:
Video:
Battlestar
Galactica: Blood and Chrome
arrives on Blu-ray with a 1080p High Definition
video presentation that preserves the aspect ratio of 1.78:1. The
picture
quality is a bit unusual to try and rate in comparison to many film
releases.
The way the film was edited and worked on as done during
post-production lends
the film a style that makes the film look highly unusual. There's a lot
of
post-production work that impacts the image quality.
Grain
is added as is stylistic flairs that make the film look older and more
in line
with the unique style of the television series while at the same time
helping
to minimize some of the flaws with the production's special effects.
The good
news is that the image is definitely stable and with solidly impressive
contrast and color depth. Black levels are a little weak but this is a
mostly successful
presentation that is pleasing to behold.
Audio:
The
audio presentation is immersive with
a 5.1 DTS-HD Master Audio presentation that has good bass, a decent use
of the
surrounds, and largely crystal clear audio for dialogue and for music.
The
track doesn't sound even remotely like what you might expect from a
television
production - let alone for a pilot episode. The many moments of
explosions, hyperspeed flying, and rattling gunfire in action-scenes is
intense and electrifying with this sound mix.
Subtitles
are provided
in English SDH (for the deaf
and hard of hearing), Spanish, and French.
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Extras:
Supplements
are presented in High Definition.
The
only
extras included on this Blu-ray release are thirteen scenes
deleted from
the pilot or trimmed down to fit a television run-time and a featurette
on the making of the
episode's special
effects. All told, this equals to being about fifty minutes of
supplemental
material. However,
it's
not exactly fascinating inclusions that were provided here. The deleted
material
is unfinished (with no special effects work) and the featurette doesn't
work as
a general making-of featurette so it won't be of interest to many bonus
feature viewers hoping for something well-rounded.

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Final
Thoughts:
Battlestar
Galactica: Blood and Chrome is a
massive disappointment. All of the
intelligence and uniqueness found in the Battlestar Galactica series is
missing from this production.
This was
a failed pilot for what was going to be a new prequel series and it's
pretty obvious to me why it wasn't picked up, because it misses
the
mark in almost every way. Most fans will likely find it completely
unnecessary in the Battlestar Galactica canon (even
more so if one considers that a series
of web only TV prequel episodes were done in unision with the
Battlestar Galactica film Razor
and with an entirely different set of actors). Considering the fact
that Battlestar Galactica showrunner
Ron Moore wasn't even involved in producing this pilot, it's a great
deal easier to understanding why it ventured into an abysmal level of
filmmaking. Moore was always one of the greatest strengths of keeping Battlestar Galactica and it's
creative team afloat.
While
the technical presentation of the Blu-ray is indeed strong, the lack of
a good
film and a low number of supplements (especially for a Battlestar
Galactica release) makes this Blu-ray something that I suggest
skipping altogether
(especially
for fans who aren't interested in seeing something that only
"could-have-been" used as a pilot
episode for a series that never actually made it into production).
Skip
It.
Neil Lumbard is a lifelong fan of cinema, and a student who aspires to make movies. He loves writing, and currently does in Texas.