The original Japanese version is a gala entertainment meant to re-launch the Godzilla name in a new direction. In color and 'scope, parts of it were intentionally comic. Godzilla is a menace, but no longer a grim specter of the atomic age. The movie instead grafts a standard 'Godzilla is coming to Tokyo' plot with a loose retelling of the Kong legend. While Godzilla terrorizes the Japanese mainland, representatives of a Pharmaceutical Company travel to Faro Island to secure their own monster, for publicity purposes. King Kong battles an enormous octopus but is captured and shipped across the ocean on a raft. The comic drug company CEO panics when Kong escapes. Several already discounted methods of killing Godzilla are tried out (does General Jun Tazaki have a checklist?) before the two titans clash, in the middle of the city and finally on the slopes of Mt. Fuji.

The original Kingu Kongu tai Gojira had a satirical bent to its comedy. The ingenious screenwriter Shinichi Sekizawa had already gone in for heavy criticism of First World/Third World exploitation in his marvelous fairy tale monster romp Mothra. Here the goofy CEO is simply an unreasonable clown. He faints when told that the government won't let him bring King Kong into Tokyo. Of course, the mighty ape is just offshore, and has no trouble swimming the rest of the way.

A standard nighttime scene of Godzilla menacing a commuter train is extremely well done, re-creating the monster's size and menace. That octopus back on Faro Island may be the most impressive thing in the movie: it looks huge and moves with oozing twists of its tentacles. Back in '63 we thought it was awesome. The movie concocts a scene where the heroine (Mie Hama, later tapped for a James Bond movie) spends a minute or two in the paws of the giant hairy ape, screaming her head off. Kong climbs atop the capitol's Diet building, a pitiful sight indeed. It was then one of the tallest buildings in the city. The original Kong had occasional inconsistencies in scale but Toho-Kong doesn't worry itself about such things. Mie Hama almost fills his paw, even though said paw is almost as big as Godzilla's head.

That brings us to Toho's interpretation of King Kong, which became an immediate source of derision. Toho had made ape suits before but this one is truly pathetic. The instructions seem to have been to not frighten 4-year-olds, and to slap it together in 24 hours. Toho-Kong's body is a shapeless gunnysack that often doesn't even look hairy. In some scenes it has arm extensions that fail to create an ape-like effect. When Toho-Kong gets wet it looks like a pile of stinking rags. The cartoonish face wouldn't pass muster in a Sid & Marty Kroft kiddie show. The Gargantuas of a few years later have more interesting bodies, even though their faces are not particularly appealing.

Once the fight begins, the movie becomes an episode of Saturday Night Wrestling. The cameras rise from ankle to waist level, so that the monsters no longer look gigantic. Kong waves his floppy arms and Godzilla shoots his fiery breath, although always at Kong's feet, for some reason. Kong tries to jam a tree down Godzilla's throat, and sends him flying with a Judo flip. The animation for Godzilla's oral flamethrower is excellent; his dorsal plates glow blue. One idea may have been a Willis O'Brien carryover from the Universal Frankenstein series -- Kong receives energy from high power lines, and electric bolts sometimes shoot from his teeth.

The effects are spectacular, but with less attention to realism than in some Tohos. The painted sky backdrops on the ocean scenes are pretty bad. But the opticals are very clean; the few scratches we see are mostly on shots reused from earlier movies. Those familiar with other Toho pictures will more likely than not recognize many recycled moments from earlier Toho fantasies, especially Mothra and The Mysterians. A UN communications satellite is actually an alien battle station from the latter film.

The American version of KKVG pretty much ruins the flavor and pacing of the original, making plentiful trims and adding running commentary via a "United Nations News Man" played by Michael Keith. He and a scientific expert discuss Godzilla as if addressing a nursery school, even producing a dinosaur book for kids. At times they talk as if Godzilla is a known phenomenon. A helicopter pilot immediately recognizes Big G by name, but when we cut to the UN News feed, the scientist acts as if confronted by something new. Frequent cutaways to the rather casual newsmen crudely tie the story together, closing gaps where Universal's editors have dropped character scenes from the original film. As might be expected, the American producer and director give themselves prominent title credits, while some of the original Japanese filmmakers go unmentioned, or misspelled.

Producer John Beck's editing is choppy. The dubbing is rather good, if grammatically challenged at times. The men going to Faro Island behave like a comedy team, and the writing for their cowardly dialogue is okay. Most of the original Akira Ifukube music track has been replaced by cues from, I kid you not, The Creature from the Black Lagoon. The effect is rather jolting.

Today King Kong vs. Godzilla makes for a terrific kiddie film. The package text says "terrifying" but if your kids can handle The Three Little Pigs there's nothing to fear. For us older fans it has definite nostalgia value. I was so busy cheering with my pint-sized peers that I wasn't aware of any jeering from teenagers -- except maybe when Toho's flea-bite Kong made his first appearance.

Universal's Blu-ray of King Kong vs. Godzilla is surely primed to coincide with the opening of the new gazillion-dollar Breaking Bad Godzilla. The transfer of this 50 year-old picture is quite good. A few scenes are a little dark, but nobody has seen fit to "modernize" the colors, which are as bright and rich as ever. It's a perfectly good plain-wrap release. No title screen appears, the movie just plays upon insertion. An option to skip chapters comes up when one hits the menu button.

I'm told that a Blu-ray of the Japanese Kingu Kongu tai Gojira is due for release this summer, but the word is that it will have no English subs, like almost all Japanese discs.

On a scale of Excellent, Good, Fair, and Poor, King Kong vs. Godzilla Blu-ray rates:
Movie: Good (good and silly)
Video: Very Good
Sound: Very Good
Supplements: none
Deaf and Hearing-impaired Friendly? YES; Subtitles: English, French
Packaging: Keep case
Reviewed: April 4, 2014