This leaves serials like "Delta and the Bannermen" - a three-part adventure marking the season's third story; it originally aired in November 1987 - feeling rushed, confused, and wildly uneven. The previous two seasons had to contend with (among countless other things) complaints that the show was getting darker and more violent, to which the creation of the eternally chipper companion Mel always seemed like a knee-jerk reaction. Played with wide-eyed enthusiasm by squeaky-voiced stage veteran Bonnie Langford, Mel seems created (by Nathan-Turner himself, despite protests from former script editor Eric Saward) specifically to appeal to young children; Langford, while charming, plays the character as some sort of kiddie show host, Mel's only traits being optimism and a good set of lungs for screaming.
Incoming script editor Andrew Cartmel was a late hire, missing out on early development of the season, which explains Nathan-Turner's heavy hand in the year's more comical tones. While Cartmel would eventually steer the series into more mysterious territories throughout the following two seasons, they would first have to deal with scripts that played the Seventh Doctor as something of a clown. Penned by Malcolm Kohll, "Delta" is full of weak laughs (even the title is a limp joke, a dopey pun on 80s alt-rockers Echo and the Bunnymen), complimented by ain't-it-nutty? cameos from Ken Dodd (as a wacky space tollmaster), Hugh Lloyd (as a wacky beekeeper), and Stubby Kaye (as a wacky American secret agent).
It would seem that lightheartedness abounds in "Delta," but really, it's an awfully grim and unpleasant story - amidst all that 1950s rock n' roll and "Hi-De-Hi!" frivolity sits genocide, warlords, and senseless brutality. While the darker material works decently on its own, the scripts present an off-putting short attention span: within moments of the villains killing dozens of innocent bystanders (a daring yet rather gruesome surprise for the viewer), the story is back to its upbeat self, and no mentions of the incident are made again. "Who" has deftly balanced humor and bleakness before, but in "Delta," the balance is all wrong, leaving the viewer squirming in all the wrong spots.
The serial opens in a war zone, with the nefarious Bannermen warriors, led by Gavrok (Don Henderson), wiping out the last of the Chimeron (who resemble little green army men, in what may or may not be an intentional visual joke). Delta (Belinda Mayne), the Chimeron Queen, manages to escape with the egg of her only child, making them the last two of their kind.
Meanwhile, the Doctor and Mel have arrived at a Navarino spaceport, where they learn they've won a free "nostalgia holiday tour" to Disneyland, circa 1959. Mel, apparently oblivious to the fact that she just stepped out of a time/space machine, is excited about the concept of time/space travel, so off they go, unaware that Delta and her egg has joined them, thus ensuring the Bannermen will be on the trail.
A collision with an American space satellite forces them to land not in California, but in Wales, at the Shangri-La holiday camp. They're welcomed with open arms, but then Gavrok and his Bannermen arrive, setting traps for the Doctor in an effort to finally do away with Delta and her princess, who has hatched and is growing at a remarkable rate.
"Delta" has its fair share of quality individual moments, and the ideas that inspire the plot are interesting, yet as a whole, the serial is too much of a mess. It's tempting to blame the new three-part format - rather than end the season with a six-parter, Nathan-Turner opted to make two three-parters, the first of their kind for the series - although I doubt that even with the looser pacing of a traditional four-parter, the various tones and concepts would properly gel.
Squeezing it all into three episodes instead of four leaves each chapter frantic and chaotic, to the point that much is lost on the viewer. We might love the Doctor's "white flag" speech to Gavrok at the end of part two, but the plot that surrounds it overflows with logic gaps and unanswered questions. (I'm still not sure why Gavrok sets his prisoners free.) We might adore Lloyd's appearance as the nutty beekeeper, but his character's overlong dialogue hinting at how queen bees parallel the Chimeron's life cycle is too forced (and too blatant) an analogy. We might genuinely feel for Ray (Sara Griffiths), the resourceful bobbysoxer whose heart is broken when her longtime crush Billy (David Kinder) falls madly for Delta, but only to a point; we never get a solid grasp on this love triangle, especially once it kicks into whirlwind proportions that finds Billy wanting to transform into a Chimeron.
Indeed, it's Griffiths' winsome performance that conveys how we're supposed to feel about this subplot, and not Kohll's teleplay itself. Ray is an absolute delight of a character, which makes sense once you discover she was designed as a potential new companion for the series. (Long story short: Langford decided she wanted to exit the show but wasn't sure when, so Nathan-Turner ordered that both "Delta" and the next serial, "Dragonfire," feature possible companion replacements. Langford eventually opted to stay on until the end of "Dragonfire," and the job eventually went to Sophie Aldred's Ace.) There's a hint of Ace in the character of Ray, who's also fiercely independent and eager for action, although Griffiths' character is also somewhat mousy and a bit of the screamer school of companion. She stands completely as her own self, though, a cousin to, and not copy of, Ace. And Griffiths is bright and wonderful in this serial, effortlessly playing off McCoy. It's a performance that lifts the story and carries us through its numerous faults.
As Gavrok, Don Henderson isn't so lucky. His performance is also terrific, full of brutish growl, but he's left leading a pack of inept, underwhelming villains. The Bannermen, supposedly evil enough to cause fear with their name alone, are merely 80s-punk dopes who can't even manage to hold onto a prisoner. And the script gives Gavrok so very little to do beyond grimace; we're repeatedly told he and his henchmen are a threat, but rarely believe it.
The rest of the overcrowded story is littered with ideas that feel pasted in at the last minute, like Stubby Kaye's CIA agent who, for reasons never quite clear, is stomping around Wales in search of a lost American satellite. The whole "nostalgia tour" subplot could equally have been dumped without affecting the big picture, and not just because Ken Dodd's role reeks of desperate celebrity cameo and adds nothing beyond a mere "oh, look, it's Ken Dodd."
Meanwhile, parts that are essential to the whole thing, like the Billy/Delta romance and the baby princess' rapid growth, feel rushed to the point that they, too, don't feel quite natural. By the final scenes, we're left with too many characters standing around with too little to do. Kohll tries to pile on the charm and the thrills, but neither angle really works the way it should, resulting in a bad case of "Hi-De-Ho Hum."
BBC Video collects all three half-hour episodes of "Delta and the Bannermen" onto one disc.
Video & Audio
While not hiding the cheap look of the show's later years, "Delta" looks vastly improved in this new transfer. Shot entirely on location on outdoor broadcast video, there's definitely a softness to the image, but not overly so. Colors don't necessarily pop, but they do look quite lovely, the whole color scheme revealing a nice depth. Presented in the original 1.33:1 broadcast format.
The stereo soundtrack comes through splendidly, to the point where the bouncy synthesizer score and cheapie remakes of late-50s rock truly shine in all their cheesiness. Dialogue is crisp and effects have a nice depth. Optional English subtitles are included.
No "Who" disc would be complete without a killer commentary track, and "Delta" delivers with McCoy, Griffiths, Cartmel, and director Chris Clough. Cartmel provides the serious information while McCoy brightens things up with his usual lighthearted banter; Griffiths and Clough get in some great stuff, too. As with previous "Who" tracks, this one has a breezy family affair tone to it that makes it an absolute joy to hear.
Surprisingly absent this time around is the now-expected making-of featurette. But there's still plenty to be found, starting off with an extended cut of the first episode. Labeled the "First Edit" (30:30; 1.33:1), this version presents part one without finished sound effects and music but with a couple extra moments of story, most notably between the Doctor and Mel within the TARDIS. It's nothing revelatory, but a nice inclusion (and a nifty way of seeing how "Who" episodes get assembled).
Next is a collection of excerpts from programs originally aired in 1987. "But First This" (6:02; 1.33:1) features a spotlight on the new Doctor and the new season, with interviews with McCoy, Langford, and Dodd on the set of "Delta." If these seem too brief, you can visit the interviews in their entireties in "Interview Rushes" (16:34; 1.33:1), which offers the unedited versions of these chats.
Less amusing is "Clown Court" (5:42; 1.33:1), a segment from "The Noel Edwards Saturday Roadshow" in which McCoy stands "trial" for wasting the BBC's money - essentially an elaborate excuse to show a collection of outtakes from "Delta," in which the star keeps flubbing his lines. Winkingly, the bit ends with a collection of outtakes on the set of "Clown Court."
We also get a quick bit from "Wales Today" (2:18; 1.33:1), which highlighted the big news about "Who" filming at Barry Island.
Moving to newly minted material, "Hugh & Us" (7:05; 1.78:1 anamorphic) captures the late Lloyd discussing his history of television work, eventually leading into comments on working on "Who."
"Stripped for Action: The Seventh Doctor" (21:30; 1.78:1 anamorphic) is the latest chapter in the in-depth study of the "Who" comics. Featuring interviews with several writers and artists of the era, this edition focuses on how the franchise changed behind-the-scenes as McCoy stepped into the role and how the comics kept the Doctor's adventures going after the show was cancelled.
A photo gallery (8:22; 1.33:1) plays production pics in slideshow format, set to music from the "Delta" score.
A collection of trails and continuity (3:20; 1.33:1) reaches into the BBC vault to show us vintage promos for "Delta" episodes. You can also access PDF files of the serial's "Radio Times" listings via your computer's DVD-Rom drive.
No "Who" disc would be complete without an "info text" subtitle track. The one provided for "Delta" is as informative as usual.
A trailer (1:38; 1.33:1) for the upcoming DVD release of Patrick Troughton's final adventure, "The War Games," rounds out the set. A promo for the latest season of the new "Who" series and a witty commercial for BBC America play as the disc loads.
"Who" completists will find enough in the extras - and perhaps enough sprinkled throughout the story itself - to make "Delta" worth a purchase. But casual fans and newbies will do fine to simply Rent It. I'm a big fan of the McCoy era, and even I'll say this isn't one of his must-have serials.