Colin's Sleazy Friends Rocks: SE
Music Video Distributors // Unrated // $14.95 // February 11, 2003
Review by G. Noel Gross | posted March 9, 2003
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From the ashes of two royal kitchen disasters, tittering LA cable host Colin Malone returns to his true calling, which is cramming porn and garden-variety stars together for often comedic results. This second collection of "Sleazy" highlights is probably best viewed by diehard rockers as it features members of Poison, Van Halen, Foo Fighters, Linkin Park, Cypress Hill, Godsmack, Rick James, Gwar and MANY more alongside sex sirens Bridget Kerkove, Kendra Jade, Houston and Tabitha Stevens. Speaking of loose lips, CineSchlockers will probably find Tabitha's "Did him! Did him! My friend did him!" commentary more amusing than the actual dialogue. Eleven breasts. Homoerotic hiney slapping. Gratuitous "labiaplasty" talk. Puppet penis manipulation. Reefer madness. Groupie groping. Insane clown Violent J visits a triple-X set, "If any of the porno chicks want me to lend a hand, I've got more hands than Hamburger Helper. If that don't make sense, it makes dollars." (2002, 47 mins, Various ratios, DD 2.0, Commentary, Bonus "Deftones" episode, Three DJ Mr. Mixx songs, Photos, Trailers, Mini-poster insert.)

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G. Noel Gross is a Dallas graphic designer and avowed Drive-In Mutant who specializes in scribbling B-movie reviews. Noel is inspired by Joe Bob Briggs and his gospel of blood, breasts and beasts.


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