Back on Blu, empty on extras
Loves: The Monster Squad, Team-Up Flicks, '80s movies
Likes: Kids Adventures, Stan Winston effects
Dislikes: Rights issues
Hates: Missing out on existing extras
The Story So Far...
Back when I reviewed the '80s teen classic License to Drive, I shared the story of my last day at college, when myself and the inimitable Matthew J. McCue, decided to recapture our youth and rent the Corey-filled License and the eminently-quotable, but criminally under-appreciated The Monster Squad (on VHS!). As the last thing I experienced before entering "the real world," these films hold a special place in my heart.
But sentimentality will only go so far when it comes to enjoying an old film or TV show (a fact cruelly learned in reviewing the He-Man cartoons.) Fortunately for The Monster Squad, there's much more than nostalgia going for it, as the story of a band of horror film fans battling the classic movie monsters is an fun (and often funny) piece of filmmaking that's also solid '80s nostalgia and an exciting action flick.
Blending a couple of genres, including adventure, comedy and horror, the film is a great example of one of my favorite story concepts: the team-up. Bring together a disparate group of people with a common goal or enemy and see if they can overcome their differences to use their unique talents to overcome the odds. Whether it's Revenge of the Nerds, The Goonies or Ocean's 11, the results tend to be, at the least, interesting, and usually pretty damn good (perhaps because you have to be a good writer to juggle multiple characters.)
Such is the case here, as young Sean (Andre Gower) and his friends, a bunch of grade-school fright fans, discover that Dracula, aided by Wolfman, the Mummy, Frankenstein's Monster and Gillman (similar to the Creature from the Black Lagoon,) has arrived in town, looking to take over the world by obtaining an amulet that would give him ultimate power. Since the kids, including the unfortunately-nicknamed Fat Kid and Fonzie-lite Rudy, can't get anyone to take their warnings seriously, they have to go it alone, finding their only ally in the neighborhood's scary German guy. That's pretty much the whole story, but it's more than enough to fill out the quick-moving 82 minutes.
Sure, the plot's a bit silly at points, driven by some insane coincidences, but the film has a definite sense of fun and action, and it never takes itself too seriously, balancing the menace of the monsters and the enthusiasm of the children, and even showing some self-awareness (as characters comment on things that don't make much sense.) On the other hand, it shows respect for the concepts at the film's core, including the mythology of the monsters, and even shows a bit of depth in spots. A somewhat subtle subplot about Sean's parents' marital trouble is rather unique for a film like this, while I'll never forget when I first realized what Scary German Guy's line about knowing monsters really meant. To this day it's amazing that this little tid-bit is so casually thrown into a movie like this.
While the movie looks great, thanks to a solid filmmaking effort from director Fred Dekker and company, it's the writing, from Dekker and Lethal Weapon scribe Shane Black, and the acting by a truly great cast of child actors that sells it, led by Gower, who is everything you'd want from the leader of the Monster Squad. For a perfect example of how good these kids are, check out Patrick (Robby Kiger) when things start to heat up. It's rare to see a child actor play panicked so well. Even Ashley Bank, who plays Sean's little sister Phoebe, is good, avoiding the cutesy crap that could have negatively affected the film (and intensely raising the stakes in the finale.) The writing actually picks up speed as the plot advances, and ends up delivering some of the most bad-ass one-liner moments in action comedy history, as each of the Squad's members gets their moment in the sun.
One of the things that struck me most in revisiting the film is how it would be impossible to make today, as it's way more adult than would be allowed in a movie ostensibly aimed at kids. The language used by the children and the behavior of the kids, including some naughtiness involving Patrick's teenage sister, would raise more than a few eyebrows. But because Fat Kid gets tortured at school, being called a "faggot," and Sean curses in front of his mom and takes it back, the movie has a sense of reality to it that helps counteract the dated clothing and brand logos that otherwise date the film. Though you'd have to think tqoce if you'd want a young kid experiencing the scares or language here, anybody can sit down with The Monster Squad and it will feel like a fresh, fun time.
Sitting down to watch this pressing, it felt like something was missing aurally. Hitting the info button on my remote confirmed it, as this disc sports only a DTS-HD Master Audio 2.0 (not the full 5.1 track on the Lionsgate set.) Admittedly, this is more authentic in terms of the original presentation, but it just feels empty for a film that has a lot going on (the climactic fight with the monsters comes off flat now.) The rest of the elements are clean and clear, with no distortion, as the dialogue enjoys quality separation in a center-balanced mix.
The Bottom Line