I've seen plenty of cult and exploitation movies in my time, but Alley Cat is the first one that practically seems like a parody of itself. The cadence of the line readings, the awkwardness of the action, the specific ways in which the movie is ludicrous -- it feels like it couldn't possibly be real, and yet it is. It's not regular exploitation cheese or sleaze, and it's not a traditionally "bad" movie. It exists somewhere in the middle, at a right angle to reality and normalcy. However, this off-beat streak is actually the film's strongest suit, allowing the movie to stand out against a crowd of films with similar stories.
For one thing, everyone in the film is a pretty terrible actor. Mani delivers her lines with what can only be described as "wooden spunk," injecting each flat deliery with a burst of personality. Although the performance is not dramatically compelling, it is oddly endearing. One point in the movie's favor is that it isn't a revenge flick in the sense that terrible things happen to Billie; she always trumps anyone who tries to tangle with her. Although sleaze filmmakers (and, sadly, some modern "respectable" filmmakers) seem to think abuse helps the viewer root for a character, the character just being in the right works just fine too. Torti is marginally better, even if the dialogue isn't, and Wayne is worse than both of them put together, crafting what may be the goofiest, least-threatening villain imaginable. His Scarface just seems like a sniveling dork, and attempts to up his asshole quotient by having him yell at his girlfriends only make him funnier.
The film weaves together a few stories. Although Billie's outrage at the attack on her grandparents is the core story, Billie also stumbles upon the same two thugs in a park and prevents them from raping a girl. When Johnny arrives to arrest the rapists, his scumbag partner Boyle (Jon Greene) decides to arrest her too, despite Johnny's repeated objections. While Billie waits for a corrupt judge to hand out sentences, she becomes involved with Johnny, who dreams of an early retirement in the countryside with Billie and a bunch of children, and Johnny deals with Boyle and the judge himself. The romance is surprisingly entertaining, and although it's Billie who ends up naked for the audience to ogle, there's a sense that this thread was written with women in mind. To increase the movie's exploitation quotient, Billie briefly goes to jail and fights off a butch prisoner.
Although Alley Cat is more strange than "good," the only serious disappointment is that it takes way too long for Billie to go on a rampage. It's amazing how many of these exploitation films will pitch a revenge flick or a character "pushed to the edge" and then take forever to actually follow through on it, and this one's no different, waiting until the last 15 minutes for Billie to stop dithering and just go take everyone down. The film is stuffed with fights from beginning to end, so it's not a case of the movie skimping on the action (which is ridiculously slow and painfully choreographed -- again, all part of the movie's baffling charm), it's just that the viewer's patience with corruption is likely to be much shorter than Billie's.
The DVD, Video, and Audio
The better extra is an extended interview with producer Igo Kantor (26:20). B-movie fans will will enjoy hearing a little about the making of a number of genre classics, including the William Shatner vehicle Kingdom of the Spiders. Kantor's a fun, lively subject, and the interview is worth watching even if you haven't seen any of his work.
A gallery of Scorpion trailers can be accessed under the special features menu, including Savage Streets, Kill and Kill Again, Joy Sticks, Malibu High, Body Melt, The Pom Pom Girls, Tomboy, Don't Go in the House, and Don't Answer the Phone!. An original theatrical trailer for Alley Cat is also included.