Heather Locklear discovers veggies do wonders for her love life in The Return of Swamp Thing. Bar the door for John Carpenter's raucous Assault on Precinct 13 -- enter to win one of five copies in this exclusive giveaway! Colin Malone may not cook worth a dang, but it's tough to look away when Colin's Sleazy Friends Rocks. Speaking of the kitchen, reefer madness ensues as High Times presents Watermelon's Baked & Baking. CineSchlocker idol Lance Henriksen stares down Sasquatch. Sex siren Misty Mundae makes her directorial debut with Lustful Addiction. Plus, responses to reader emails and Soylent Green joins CineSchlock-O-Rama's Most Wanted.