Fire up the McCulloch! Whilst Ms. Jessica jiggles for her life in the dead-on-arrival retread, columnist G. Noel Gross gases up the van for a 30th anniversary Texas Chainsaw Road Trip revisiting original shooting locations such as the cannibal crib of chainsaw two-stepper Leatherface!!! Still hungry? Dig in for reviews of Tobe Hooper's classick chiller and its increasingly, ahem, inbred sequels in The Saw is Family: A Complete DVD Survey! Plus, an exclusive 28 Days Later DVD giveaway, responses to reader emails and The Ultimate Warrior joins CineSchlock-O-Rama's Most Wanted.