Does an oil'd up
Jessica Biel jiggling all over Texas make a great remake?
Astonishingly, NO! Do copious extras and tin-plated packaging stifle the
Texas Chainsaw Massacre update's stench?
More than you'd think. Sadists (and a lousy premise) mistreat Misty Mundae in
Screaming Dead. The next gen of B-queens talk shop in
Something to Scream About. And speaking of queens, one of the "drag" variety hits the highway to hilarity with
Britney Baby, One More Time. Plus, responses to
reader emails and the ever-vigilant
CineSchlock-O-Rama's Most Wanted.
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