What kind of school moves "C" and "D" students to the head of the class? The Topless Academy! Get an eyeful whilst learning how to serve your cronies a snoot full in T&A's titillating and goldang educational Guide to Bartending. That's just one of a DOZEN rapid-fire reviews featured in the latest Lightning Round. (So much schlock, so little time!) Plus, responses to reader emails and the ever-vigilant CineSchlock-O-Rama's Most Wanted