"It's like ComiCON with Tits" - These are the words on fan uses to describe the 2005 Adult Entertainment Expo after his first day at the convention. The show, is total insanity. The quiet conversations of the early morning 'trade show only hours' are shattered by the roar of the crowds and the beeps of digital cameras as thousands descend on the single biggest adult convention ever. DVD Talk editor Geoffrey Kleinman returns from the show with his complete report: Tales from the 2005 Adult Entertainment Expo as well as photo coverage of some of the best of the show.