I hear these words every Monday night. For the uninitiated, this is what Fear Factor host Joe Rogan says to the winner at the end of every episode. For the 58 minutes preceding this moment, viewers have most assuredly been treated to contestants competing in two crazy stunts and watching them consume some rotten, blended concoction that, most times, has them unloading in the Fear Factor vomit bucket. While this show is a guilty pleasure for me, I get annoyed when critics (and the narrator of this very disc!) label it a "reality" show. It's not, dammit. It's as much of a reality show as the Price Is Right is. And while Bob Barker implores viewers to spay and neuter their pets, i'm sure he won't be blending up the discarded parts for contestants to consume any time soon. Anyways, besides the outrageous stunts and the disgusting cuisine, there's one other staple on the show -- hot women. Together with Playboy, the producers of Fear Factor put together a pictorial for the magazine featuring seven ladies who've competed on the show (three of which were featured on the show's first ever, seven week "couples" competition).

Right from the get-go, this disc will have you rolling your eyes. Whether it's when the announcer (with the serious, over-dramatic voice) tells you how Fear Factor has "created an entirely new class of celebrity" or when they hype the girls as "seven wonders of the reality television world" since they're pushing their "personal boundaries" by (gasp!) stripping off their clothes and getting photographed for a men's magazine!  And this is within the first five minutes! The remaining 46 are filled with the briefest of looks at the ladies' personal lives, discussing their experience on Fear Factor and behind the scenes visit to their photo shoots. 

As much as the disc tried to hype the ladies as "celebrities", they're not. Nor are they interesting. Sure they're cute, but once you get past that, there's really nothing else they have to offer. And, yeah, there's nudity; but it's essentially "behind the scenes" nudity - far from being sensual or sexual.