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American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
Universal // Unrated // December 22, 2009
List Price: $36.98 [Buy now and save at Amazon]
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You got it! Yup, it's yet another direct-to-video American Pie sequel: the franchise is ringing in its tenth anniversary with flick number seven, even, and this is the first of 'em to claw its way onto a shiny, newly-minted Blu-ray disc. This one is at least kinda/sorta a return to basics, I guess. David H. Steinberg, the guy who hammered out the story for American Pie 2 -- remember back when these movies were still making the rounds in theaters? -- clacked away at the keyboard for this one. The plot hinges on 'The Book of Love' that was mentioned all the way back in the original Pie. ...and, of course, Eugene Levy's back again to collect another paycheck. The skeleton of a story is even warmed over again -- there's still a hornball prick named Stifler (played here by John Patrick Jordan), you've still got three virginal pals desperately trying to get laid, there's an unattainable dream girl, the...um, other unattainable dreamgirl, and the chaste girlfriend who doesn't want to round all the bases quite yet.
I mean, there's kind of a story churning around here apart from that, but it's a safe bet that you could skip down a paragraph and probably not feel like you're missing out on all that much. Heidi (Beth Behrs) is tired of being shrugged off as an uptight virgin, so she wants to get it over with and have some guy insert Tab A into Slot B already. She confides all this to her way-platonic-pal Rob (Bug Hall). He's been carrying a torch for Heidi forever, and...well, that torch winds up burning down half the library when he waltzes in on her en flagrante almosto during a school dance. Rob and Heidi are both stuck with a couple months of cleanup duty, and while he's chucking out all the water-damaged books, he ::audible gasp!:: stumbles upon The Bible. No, not that Bible -- the Book of Love! The one with decades of tips and tricks of cocksmanship handed down over the ages. Okay, a lot of it's unreadable, but still...there's gotta be enough wisdom lingering around in there to get Rob and his thoroughly undebauched buddies Nathan and Lube (Kevin Horton and Brandon Hardesty) a little action.
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...but, c'mon, you're not diving into American Pie 7 for a rich, nuanced story. You're in it for dumb comedy and boobies, and there's two scoops of both. Its sense of humor is kind of room temperature, natch: Mom (Rosanna Arquette) stumbling onto a cum-encrusted sock, Rob puking on some chick's tramp stamp, accidentally broadcasting a graphic chat about sex to a horrified church congregation, a naked guy darting away from a CGI moose, a look-hims-gots-a-boner shoplifting gag at a Victoria's Secret knockoff... Blah. Clunky puns ("Sit-on-my-Facebook"), bad sight gags, stuntcasting like Sherman Hemsley standing in as a priest and Bret Michaels as
Um,
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So...yeah. The Book of Love really isn't funny at all, and a lot of it feels like a straight-up retread of the original American Pie, but it's surprisingly tolerable anyway. I wouldn't say I like the movie or anything, but I didn't find myself staring longingly at the "Skip Chapter" button on my remote, so I'll count that as a win. I'll chalk that one up to a reasonably likeable cast more than anything else too. Oh, and The Book of Love definitely got the memo that it's a titty comedy 'cause there's no shortage of nudity here. The weird thing is that this Blu-ray disc piles on an R-rated cut too even though it's a direct-to-video flick. Is there anyone out there who wants a de-tittied titty comedy? They like hearing about boobs but don't really want to look at 'em? Whatever. Doesn't matter. Anyway, the short version...? Kind of an indifferent shrug. "Watchable" is as much of a rave as I think I'm gonna dig up, and The Book of Love is about as low on laughs as it is on originality. Still...you're reading a review of the seventh American Pie flick, so you probably know what you're getting into anyway. Not recommended but not the sort of agonizingly unbearable movie that's really worth steering clear of. I guess that's code for Rent It if you've gotta see it.
You know what? Scratch that. Just watch Sex Drive instead.
Video
Sporting digital photography that's clean, smooth, and reasonably nicely detailed, American Pie: The Book of Love looks pretty solid in high-def. One quick shot in particular seems a bit out-of-focus, and the 1.78:1 image winds up kinda soft and noisy when the lights are dialed down, but none of that's a constant headache. Colors are pretty punchy, there aren't any noteworthy hiccups with the compression, texture and clarity are pretty strong all around...nothing overwhelmingly jaw-dropping but definitely more than good enough.
Both the unrated and rated cuts of The Book of Love are served up in seperate VC-1 encodes on this dual-layer Blu-ray disc.
Audio
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The Book of Love also piles on lossy DTS 5.1 dubs in Spanish and French. The stack of subtitles includes streams in English (SDH), Spanish, and French.
Extras
Well, I guess you could count Universal serving up both the rated and unrated cuts as extras. Once you stroll past that...
- Deleted Scenes (11 min.; SD): This reel mostly serves up a couple of extra lines in a bunch of different scenes, but there's also a gag with a condom that seriously almost made me retch, lobbing out another tenuous American Pie connection by introducing Nadia's cousin or something, a vomit-drenched make-out session, a homoerotic payoff to Lube's Benjamin Gambit, and polishing off the Booger subplot.
- From the Set (19 min.; SD): What's with the title? Isn't pretty much everything in a movie like this 'from the set'? Anyway, this montage breezes through a hojillion alternate improvs, including a few hundred thousand different ways to say "asshole" and "gettin' laid". "From the Set" also serves up a nekkid girl train straight out of Benny Hill, a chick crushing a beer can with her boobs, a condom race, Strip Trivia, topless hula hoopage, a couple of jacuzzi gags, and...why not? Uncle Mike creeping into a bunch of scenes. Lots and lots of boobies here if that's what you've been keeping your fingers crossed for...
- Gag Reel (4 min.; SD): Along with the usual gaggle of botched lines, goofing around, and uncontrollable bursts of laughter, you also get a peek at a guy's nipples being pinched by a set of dentures in a wizened hooker's right hand, and...yeah, I think that might be a first.
- On the Set (8 min.; SD): "From the Set"..."On the Set"...yeah, not the most startlingly creative names for these featurettes. Anyway, despite kicking off with an intro
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- Just the Tip: The Love Manual (6 min.; SD): The Book of Love's cast and crew chuck out their own romance tips-'n-tricks, from the usual stuff about confidence and a sense of humor to nuzzling the neck, making it a point not to get drunk before your target, and even specific positions to try out.
- American Pie-cons (7 min.; SD): This featurette breezes through the parade of cameos in the flick: Christopher Knight, Dustin Diamond, Tim Matheson, Robby Romanus, Kevin Federline, C. Thomas Howell, Curtis Armstrong, and Bret Michaels. (Wait, no love for Steve Railsback?! ::devastated sniffle::) It's a mix of behind-the-scenes footage, quickie interviews, and snippets of dialogue that didn't make it into the final cut.
- American Pie Trivia (9 min.; SD): Actor Kevin Norton does the whole Regis thing lobbing out multiple choice trivia questions about the franchise to The Book of Love's cast and crew.
The Final Word
C'mon, this is the seventh American Pie flick. The smart money says you knew way before you ever clicked on this review whether or not you were gonna fork over twentysomething bucks for it. The Book of Love is really routine but is still passably watchable, and it's not as if you don't know what you're getting into by this point, so I guess I'll just shrug and say "Rent It".
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