THE STRAIGHT DOPE:
Still, no amount of gimmicky scamming can make up for the fact that Hotz is an unbelievably annoying prick and Rice is a mopey dope. Their script sounds awful as they foist it on anyone who'll stop long enough to listen. They're also incredibly unknowledgeable on the film industry for folks who want in: They tell Roger Ebert that he's from Los Angeles and ask where in LA they can find Francis Ford Coppola's house. Don't these guys ever read Entertainment Weekly?
In some alternate universe their film The Dawn is stinking up a shelf at Blockbuster but luckily we live in this universe and we get Pitch instead. The documentary is entertaining for exactly the reasons that make the guys hopeless. Every scene in the short film (barely 80 minutes) contains at least one forehead-slappingly funny moment. Their attempts to score a deal, then an agent are made funnier by the fact that once they do get an agent he demands that they drive around collecting all the scripts that they've handed out. The only celebrity who seems game is Eric Stolz who's already heard about the guys by the time he meets them and is quite a good sport bout listening to their pitch. There's also an incredibly weird moment when blaxploitation star Fred Williamson delivers one weird response to their pitch; he speaks in Italian, throws the script down on the sidewalk, curses the boys out, and storms away. Bravo!
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