Knock on Wood
Olive Films // Unrated // $24.95 // September 28, 2010
Review by Stuart Galbraith IV | posted October 8, 2010
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An above-average Danny Kaye comedy, Knock on Wood (1954) was written, produced, and directed by the team of Norman Panama and Melvin Frank, who were also responsible for Kaye's best film, The Court Jester (1956) and his biggest hit, White Christmas (1954). (They wrote the script for White Christmas but Michael Curtiz directed.) Knock on Wood is more ordinary and less spirited than The Court Jester but it shares many of its fine qualities. It was a fairly big production, including some extensive second unit shooting in London, and climaxes with a funny ballet sequence staged by the great choreographer Michael Kidd (It's Always Fair Weather, Smile).

A Paramount title licensed to Olive Films, Knock on Wood is presented in a mostly impressive 16:9 enhanced widescreen presentation. There are no extras.

Jerry Morgan (Kaye) is a ventriloquist engaged to Audrey Greene (Virginia Huston) but while on stage Jerry's dummy Clarence - who resembles Kaye but, oddly, also comedian Harry Ritz - lets loose a string of hurtful, passive-aggressive insults, leaving the audience nonplussed. In the tradition of Dead of Night, Clarence seems to be taking control of Jerry's personality, and Jerry smashes the dummy's face in response. Marty (David Burns), his friend and manager, compels Jerry to visit Dr. Krueger, an eminent psychiatrist.

Meanwhile, two sets of villains are after the blueprints to Lafayette X.V. 27, a top-secret whatsit. Godfrey Langstrom (Torin Thatcher) is a respected British philanthropist but actually secretly selling intelligence to the highest bidder. Brodnik (Otto Waldis), is a Soviet spy in all but name and also after the plans. He gets a hold of them first, hiding them in the woodenheads of Jerry's two newly repaired dummies, Clarence and Terrance.

In a plane bound for London, there's a funny scene with Langston, believing Jerry is a courier working for the Commies, subtly offering him a million dollars for the blueprints, though Jerry thinks Langston is talking about something else. Aboard the same plane, Jerry has an unusually good meet-cute scene with Ilse Nordstrom (Mai Zetterling), who turns up later as the psychiatrist Dr. Krueger assigns to the case.

She tries to cure Jerry but he's too busy falling in love with her to care. Meanwhile, the spies converge on Jerry at his hotel.

At 103 minutes, Knock on Wood is overlong and rarely laugh-out-loud funny but consistently enjoyable. The picture is a bit disjointed: Jerry's psychological problems, stemming from vaguely abusive, alcoholic parents (Kaye also plays his own father in one scene) and his weird relationship with Audrey and Clarence are played straight for the most part, and at times is almost squirmily uncomfortable. (Reader Sergei Hasenecz helpfully points out that Kaye's character quirks are given a psychological explanation in several films.) Jerry deflects any critical analysis by shifting the focus to Ilse, and her feelings of guilt for having survived her soldier husband during the war. None of this leads anywhere, particularly, and except for a brief gag near the end Panama and Frank underutilize Jerry's skills as a ventriloquist.

But there are many funny scenes, Kaye delivering some especially well-timed physical gags with Zetterling aboard the plane in that meet-cute scene; in the final reels, when Jerry attempts to demonstrate a high-tech sports car that goes berserk; and at the end, when Kaye becomes the reluctant principal in a ballet wittily choreographed by Kidd. He also gets to sing several wordplay songs written by wife Sylvia Fine, including the amusing "Monahan O'Han," which Kaye performs with a thick Irish brogue.

The cast is also especially good and somewhat unusual. The beautiful, Swedish-born Zetterling was one of the first international stars to emerge from Ingmar Bergman's troupe of actors, and her subsequent success in British films led to a brief Hollywood career before her liberal politics sent her packing back to England. (Among the many fine films she made during this period is Seven Waves Away, known as Abandon Ship! in the U.S., a better, grimmer variation of Lifeboat.) Zetterling turned to directing in the 1960s, influenced by Bergman and often featuring actors associated with his films (Bibi Andersson, etc.), but which were also so sexually explicit and taboo several were banned outright from competition at the Venice and Cannes film festivals. She started acting again and is probably best known to younger generations as the kindly grandmother in Nicholas Roeg's delightful film of Roald Dahl's The Witches (1990). She died four years later.

Also exceptional is David Burns, who gives a funny, nuanced performance as Marty, Jerry's manager. A legend on Broadway, Burns won Tony Awards appearing in the original productions of The Music Man and A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, and also introduced the song "It Takes a Woman" from Hello, Dolly! - but he made few films. (He plays Tim the barkeep in It's Always Fair Weather, which co-starred Michael Kidd, for instance. One of his best recorded performances was as Ralph Kramden's rich Uncle Howard in an episode of "The Color Honeymooners," from 1969.)

Torin Thatcher (The 7th Voyage of Sinbad) makes a good foil for Kaye, somewhat anticipating Basil Rathbone's function in The Court Jester a few years later.

Filmed in Technicolor, Knock on Wood is fairly lavish, probably costing in the $3-4 million range, but it's also quite obvious Kaye is doubled for all of the second-unit location footage in London, though Mai Zetterling is visible in these scenes.

Video & Audio

Knock on Wood is presented in 16:9 enhanced widescreen. The titles are slightly windowboxed, to about 1.66:1, though the rest of the film is 1.85:1. In any case the image looks properly framed throughout and is generally fine, despite some color flashing and other minor damage. The mono audio soundtrack (English only, no subtitle options) is in a similar state, the sound a bit wobbly here and there but generally okay. There are no Extra Features.

Parting Thoughts

A pleasant star vehicle, Knock on Wood is a funny family film that holds up well today. Recommended.

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