As a fan of genre and cult cinema, the story behind this new Blu-ray release of the martial arts comedy Ninja Busters warms my heart. Completed in 1984, the film was never officially released because the distributing studio went under. All prints were presumed destroyed. Recently, a single 35mm print was discovered by the genre-focused curators at Exhumed Films, who screened it at their eX-Fest film festival. The audience loved it so much that Ninja Busters was given a 4K digital scan, and is now available to the general public for the first time ever, thanks to the newly minted Garagehouse Pictures home video label.
That story is so cool that I just wish I enjoyed the movie more. Boasting an absurd premise, stiff line readings, and an abundance of atypical martial arts choreography, this flick initially seems like another surefire cult masterpiece in the mold of Miami Connection. Well, not quite. Both flicks are disarmingly earnest. They are both sprinkled with WTF? moments tailor-made for folks looking for something "so bad it's good." But Miami Connection has the benefit of being overstuffed with incident. Ninja Busters, on the other hand, has many many slow, dry stretches on the way to its haywire climax, an enjoyably chaotic battle royale between ninjas, martial art students, teamsters, and bikers.
Our main characters, Bernie (Eric Lee) and Chic (Sid Campbell), were seemingly named by parents who saw too many Abbott and Costello movies. The film tries mightily to make these two into a comic team of that ilk, but their timing is not quite up to snuff. A running gag about Bernie and Chic pretending to be Bruce Lee's student and teacher is repeated four or five times and lands with a dull thud each time.
Bernie and Chic's transformation into busters of ninjas begins when they are fired from a warehouse job after they try to open one of their gangster boss's crates and see the contraband inside. Almost immediately afterward, they grab a bite to eat and end up in a fight with a couple of bikers, who both end up kicking our ostensible heroes in the balls. Soon, this goofy duo make their way to a karate studio -- not because they want to learn how to defend themselves, but because they want to pick up chicks. Time passes, and the pair gets tired of the scornful looks coming from both their female classmates and their new sensei, so they figure, eh, why not try to actually get good at martial arts? Cue forty minutes of only mildly convincing karate training.
The plot's prolonged training detour eventually ends -- though not before Bernie and a young biker spend three years (!!) attaining the skill level of the black belt so they can fight each other -- and that gangster boss re-enters the picture. He tries to sell some weapons to some black revolutionaries, and when they stiff him, he unleashes an army of ninjas upon them. Bernie and Chic happen to witness these doings from nearby and end up in a skirmish with some of these ninjas.
They manage to escape but find themselves marked for death. Every place they go -- their karate studio, a salsa dance club, an aerobics class -- is soon besieged by hordes of ninjas, eventually culminating in that aforementioned battle royale. Ninjas are supposed to be excellent, stealthy fighters, but fortunately for our heroes, this particular batch is mostly pretty inept at fighting, bad at hiding, and easily conquered.
Ninja Busters is not a cracked masterpiece, but I'm still glad it was rediscovered. There are scattered memorable lines, some endearing performances (especially Nancy Lee as Bernie's love interest), and some well-staged action. (Director Paul Kyriazi oddly seems more at ease staging massive multi-person setpieces than some of the clunkier one-on-one fights.) Your mileage may vary when it comes to exploitation movies with an outsider-art vibe and the major action scenes rear-loaded, but I figure if you've haven't already had your fill of goofy ninja movies, then you should certainly give this one a shot.