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As junk food cinema goes, "Takers" has a few highlights worth viewing, and a nice breezy pace for the first half of the picture. It's a heist flick of shoddy craftsmanship, abysmal performances, and meaningless conviction, but the movie knows how to cook on occasion. If it didn't take itself so seriously, perhaps there might've been something celebrate here. Instead, it's a misfire with a few cracking action sequences, best viewed at home with a mute button safely within reach.
For bank robbers Gordon (Idris Elba), A.J. (Hayden Christensen), Jake (Michael Ealy), Jesse (Chris Brown), and John (Paul Walker), life is a series of criminal opportunities, feeding their extravagant lifestyles and enormous egos. Fresh out of prison is Ghost (T.I.), a fallen member of the gang who's in possession of a special strategy to stick up a few armored trucks. Suspicious, but drawn to the loot, the boys learn to trust Ghost again, embarking on a scheme to take the coin and escape to a foreign land. On their heels is Jack Welles (Matt Dillon), a burnt-out cop inching closer to the gang's master plan, bringing along his troubled partner, Eddie (Jay Hernandez), to help nail the group for a myriad of crimes.
"Takers" is nonsense, but it's efficient nonsense in the opening act. Establishing the group as a polished unit of extraordinary thievery, director John Lussenhop fires up the crime movie theatrics, hitting the viewer with a full blast of the gang's well-oiled efficiency (including a gift for stealing news helicopters) and camaraderie, keeping the bullets flying and the soundtrack thumping with tension. It's simple stuff, but earnestly produced, establishing "Takers" as a glossy diversion, playing up the cool-cat factor of the men and their hooligan ways.
Unfortunately, the screenplay doesn't stop with the clash of cop vs. crook, instead branching out to provide characterization to at least 30% of the cast. The diversions are sincere (Gordon has a crackhead sister he's taking care of, Jack's a distracted dad) but hardly provide the depth Lussenhop is hunting for. Hoping to manufacture a world of domestic concern and slow-boil streetwise apprehension, the film doesn't create the feel of a unit; a few of the supporting actors offer nothing to the mix beside pouts and some questionable marquee value (for whatever reason, Zoe Saldana pops in for a few lines as Jake's girlfriend). "Takers" isn't a rounded crime story, it's slapdash and uncomfortably random at times, dramatically limping between shootouts, using the violence to cover the shallow screenwriting.
"Takers" is better on the run, including one dazzling Parkour-inspired encounter featuring Jesse, who blazes through the tight confines of several L.A. office complexes to evade the cops. The stuntwork is impressive, crashing all over the pavement, but Lussenhop doesn't trust natural movement, preferring to cover the action with hideous shaky-cam visuals that boil down the brutality to a blur. Also of concern is the crummy HD cinematography, with much of "Takers" looking as though it was shot with a webcam held by someone with severe allergies. Visually, the picture is mess, going for a heavy stylized appearance without the proper tools or patience to see it to fruition.
The AVC encoded image (2.35:1 aspect ratio) presentation for "Takers" has quite a bit of nightlife to cut through, with the disc gifted some terrific shadow detail to help bring the texture out of the lavish costuming and evening encounters. The HD cinematography has an inherent smeary quality, but it's a minor concern in a film with copious amounts of crisp BD detail, perfect for surveying violence and thespian reactions, with some of the talent obviously more prepared for their close-ups than others. Colors are steady throughout the film, well played as overwhelming lighting cues look to express environmental changes and threat. Cool blues and harsh yellows seem to take the lead, while outdoor encounters provide a swell read of greens.
The 5.1 DTS-HD sound mix is a captivating listen, providing a full, lush range of action speeds that compliment the visuals. Dialogue is well preserved, though delivered here with a pleasing circular feel to emphasize the group dynamic. Little in information is run over by the mayhem, with the surrounds carefully deployed to summon the echo of the urban environments. Scoring cues are forceful but never intrusive, bonded well with the brawn. Directionals are exceptional, using the full force of the mix to provide startling bullet movement and explosions, while the more body-bruising hits also dance around the track. Low-end is generous, filling out the bottom of the chaos well. French, Spanish, and Portuguese tracks are also available.
English, English SDH, French, Spanish, and Portuguese subtitles are offered.
The feature-length audio commentary from director John Lussenhop and producers Will Packer, Jason Geter, and Tip "T.I." Harris at least attempts to convey the technical accomplishments of the film, with the team eager to cover cinematographic decisions and location choices. The group has a surprising sense of humor about their film, with Harris playfully teasing about logic gaps. Talk of motivation and ensemble idiosyncrasy is expected and enjoyable. Despite a few dead spots, the conversation is interesting, especially for any major fan of the film.
"Executing the Heist: The Making of 'Takers'" (11:13) is a standard document of the filmmaking process, with plenty of promotional fawning from the cast and crew to help sell the picture as something exciting. Some BTS footage is nice to see, but the primary focus of the featurette is to rehash the story and explore obvious motivation.
"Take Action!" (10:08) isolates the stunt achievements of the picture, again interviewing cast and crew about the challenges that arrive when time comes to toss around actors and blow up various vehicles. While it's great to watch the execution of the stunts, the commentary is too effusive, rendering the whole thing insincere.
"Yeah Ya Know (Takers)" (4:31) is a music video/promotional clip for the film from star T.I.
A Theatrical Trailer has not been included.
The largest sin "Takers" commits is a sudden turn to tragedy in the final act, where feuds are sorted out, desperation is revealed, and lives are ended. Since we barely know most of these characters, it's difficult to work up tears as they leave to meet their maker. In fact, considering the severe acting limitations found in this ensemble, I was more than ready to see a few of these monotone performers kick the bucket. Lussenhop treats the conclusion as a funeral dirge, stealing the climax of "True Romance" to tie together the fates of everyone involved in the armored truck heist. It's ridiculous, but much of "Takers" is. However, I prefer a high-flying sense of ridiculous to buttress a truly ill-defined film, not the somber type that merely reinforces the emptiness of the viewing experience.