Reviewed by Glenn Erickson
I Married a Monster from Outer Space was initially praised for being better than its
silly title, that clearly was meant to ape the drive-in zeitgeist of the previous year's
I Was a Teenage Werewolf. Viewers expecting low-grade dreck instead found some good
acting and okay plotting in a cheaply made but not embarrassing Paramount attempt to horn in
on the field dominated by American International and Allied Artists.
This title was also a favorite of feminist film critics of the early 1970s. They ate up on its
foregrounded theme of domestic trauma. Poor Marge knows
her husband is really some Thing from another world, but who will believe her? Every new wife
has that problem.
Synopsis:
The night before his wedding, Bill Farrell runs afoul of a hideous alien on a
country road and is enveloped in a sinister black cloud. He goes through with the ceremony but
his new bride Marge (Gloria Talbott) is convinced that he's not the man she was engaged to.
Naturally nobody will believe her, especially after she follows Bill into the woods and finds
him consorting with creatures from outer space.
Yes, critics who were looking for evidence of sinister sexual politics in genre films had plenty
of ammunition in I Married a Monster from Outer Space, which lifted ideas wholesale from
Invaders from Mars and particularly
Invasion of the Body Snatchers, of which it is a virtual re-think. These
invaders are kinder, gentler aliens who have lost their own females (a scarce commodity in Outer Space: Ask
The Mysterians) and are here to
run a few tests to see if Earth women can bear children with spidery tubes connecting their
heads with their bodies, and ping pong balls in their mouths. 1
Instead of killing, possessing or duplicating Earth males, these visitors merely kidnap men and hang them
in rows inside their plywood spaceship, using what look like Nintendo machines to borrow their
appearance and minds as disguises. Soon eight or nine aliens have taken over a key males
in the community (mostly the police, as in It Conquered the World). Those that are
impersonating married males are learning interesting lessons about Earthly carnality - sex is not
bad at all, take it from ZxenOth! To identify each other, the aliens can let down their projected
disguises and reveal their snarly-twisted faces. Also, lightning storms interrupt the disguise
broadcast, causing the face of Bill Farrell imposter's to flicker back and forth between Tom Tryon
and the icky Outer Space Monster.
Frantic wife Marge finds this out by an interesting means - her alien husband eventually confesses
all. His particular foreign invader develops a sympathy for her, and by imitating a human has learned
human compassion. Instead of going on a rampage, Alien-Bill is humbled by the
unpleasantness of his mission and his treatment of the innocent Marge.
This is better treatment than most of Marge's girlfriends were getting from their real human husbands and
boyfriends, who previously hung around Maxie Rosenbloom's bar to gripe about their servitude
to the freedom-stifling institution of marriage. Sam Benson's alien marries Sam's girlfriend as
well, although we aren't given the physical details of the mating experiments. No babies seem to
be on the way, which has to be a disappointment to the armada of spaceships waiting out in orbit
around the Earth, Mars Attacks! style. 2
It's actually a pretty feeble invasion. The aliens must return to their spaceship (hidden up in
Griffith Park!) frequently for injections of their home atmosphere or something, and Sam Benson's
imposter (Alan Dexter) is asphyxiated when the kindly Dr. Wayne (Ken Lynch) gives him a poisonous
hit of oxygen after a swimming accident. As the other aliens watch the doctor put on the
respirator mask, we wonder why they don't object.
The real problem with the invasion is the inconvenience suffered by the local wives. Finding out
about the mating experiment, Dr. Wayne organizes a bunch of fathers of proven potency to go wipe
out the alien nest. Although armed with disintegrating ray guns the aliens are defeated by a German
shepherd thats pulls their facial tubes apart as if they were made of licorice. So much
for the technological advantage; ray guns are no match for our puny Earth Weapons, as they say on
The Simpsons.
I Married a Monster from Outer Space is a mixed bag that indicates Paramount
wanted to tap the teen monster market with a souped-up production values only a studio can provide.
The monster suits look good, and Universal optical outcast John Fulton provides some expressive
ray blasts, victim-enveloping clouds of inky boiling gas and strange-looking glows to augment
the aliens. But the cityscape looks like an unadorned backlot and the
rest of the town was clearly filmed in Savant's Paramount-adjacent Hollywood neighborhood, judging
by Marge and Bill's house number. Several road scenes are filmed on the upper reaches of Bronson Avenue -
if you ever visit
Bronson Caves, the police roadblock
is set up right where one must park to walk up the hill.
The biggest production scene appears to be a sunny picnic, while a second unit could handle sidebar
action with bargirl Valerie Allen being disintegrated for getting too nosy over an alien
window shopping in front of a maternity store, or the alien-cops murdering a pushy gangster in
cold blood. That scene and an interrupted attempt to contact the F.B.I. give
I Married a Monster from Outer Space the feeling of a retread stolen from Roger Corman
and Don Siegel. The movie never achieves the desired level of paranoia.
Tom Tryon and Gloria Talbott have nice showcase roles. Tryon had a fitful career, working for
Disney in television and reportedly being abused by director Otto Preminger in his biggest role in
The Cardinal. He later became
a successful novelist. Gloria Talbott had a varied career with a timeless highlight as the
thoughtless daugher that gives Jane Wyman a television set for Christmas in
All That Heaven Allows. She's
more frequently cited for the Allied Artists cheapies The Cyclops and
Daughter of Dr. Jekyll and this
feature. Both she and Tryon were featured in film clips from I Married in a 1998 remake
entitled I Married a Monster. It slipped by me somehow.
Paramount's DVD of I Married a Monster from Outer Space looks great, with a properly
framed enhanced widescreen image that has been perfectly transferred. The main titles no longer look
lost with acres of empty space above
and below. The punchy audio track recycles electronic noises from War of the Worlds. In
the final attack on the spaceship the sound mix becomes unusually busy and dynamic for a studio film
of this year.
There aren't any extras, although the lively trailer was featured on laserdiscs of When Worlds
Collide and War of the Worlds back in the early 90s. Somebody needs to get Paramount
interested in putting at least some extras on average library titles. They are becoming more fan oriented,
as seemst to be happening with the upcoming special edition of
Danger Diabolik and a rumored
special edition of War of the Worlds (Stereo audio, pleeze.)
On a scale of Excellent, Good, Fair, and Poor,
I Married a Monster from Outer Space rates:
Movie: Good
Video: Excellent
Sound: Excellent
Supplements: none
Packaging: Keep case
Reviewed: September 11, 2004
Footnotes:
1. That's a little harsh.
The alien costumes in I Married a Monster from Outer Space are imaginatively conceived things
that seem to be made of fleshy driftwood. Charles Gemora is said to have played the main alien. Return
2. The design of the title scene in Mars Attacks! with its thousands of
saucers in military formation, is a brilliant enlargement on the crude visuals in
I Married a Monster from Outer Space. Return
DVD Savant Text © Copyright 2007 Glenn Erickson
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