Reviewed by Glenn Erickson
Italian for Beginners is a delightful romantic soap opera. Provided the viewer is not
allergic to its Dogme 95 style, it is the perfect date movie. Its content is much the same
"when will the nice people pair off?" journey as any other show, but here the fresh faces and charming
observations about life and love are especially contagious.
Minor changes in a small Danish community create big changes in the lives of two-score
acquaintances. A replacement pastor, Andreas (Anders W. Berthelsen) copes with his troublesome
predecessor, and a series of inopportune funerals that remind him of his recent wife's death.
Hal-Finn (Lars Kaalund) is on the verge of losing
his job for his atrocious manners and foolish disrespect for people. Meek hotel man Jorgen Mortensen
is too intimidated by fear of impotence to approach the woman he loves. Clumsy pastry clerk
Olympia (Anette Stovelboek) and emotionally-vulnerable Karen (Ann Eleonora
Jorgensen), both caretakers to their parents, find they have something in common when both relatives
die in a short span of time. And non-Danish speaking Giulia (Sara Indrio Jensen) prays for help
because she can't even talk to her dream man. The relationships all come together in a night school
Italian language class ...
First, what makes Italian for Beginners so delightful, when what passes for romance in most
modern American movies leaves Savant cold? It's commercialism. Movie stars are pretty, but the
magic of investing one's heart in worrying about whether Nicolas Cage or Leonardo DiCaprio or (name
two hot female stars) are going to find their perfect mates just doesn't happen for me. First, the
romantic teams is disgusting, with supermarket tabloids and television news primed to promote
whatever fantasies can be sold: Were there really sparks between the stars? Is the famous
actor-husband jealous? American movie stars have too much money riding on their images to risk
subordinating themselves to real roles in any but the highest-profile pictures. Actors in independent
films may hit the mark, but again, when anybody really succeeds there, they move up to star status, or
start pretending they've ascended. It may be snobbery against the Hollywood game, but I'm not inclined
to invest my movie fantasies in the mainstream money machine.
This is probably unfair to American product, because it's possible that all the actors in
Italian for Beginners are well known to Danish audiences. But the overall effect can't be
the same. I'll make the wild guess that none of these Danes command the kind of salaries seen in
and none has left an IMDB trail longer than a few years. We react to them as if they were the people at
the next table in a coffee shop. 1
Second, much has been made of the Dogme 95 trappings. A clever attention-getting idea started by some
Danish filmmakers, Dogme 95 is a little set of rules that gives a film distinction for
eschewing glitz and technical polish, and concentrating instead on stories and performances scaled
down to human dimensions. The general idea is a kind of techno-asceticism that believes that movies have
become debased by what are normally called production values: opticals, special
effects, music scores. Some productions follow the rules more than others, but Italian for Beginners
comes pretty close to full compliance. In this show, I only noticed one violation: an un-sourced piano
clinking out an opera aria
over the first shot in Venice. The film plays rather cutely, even with its end credits (there are no
titles) written on scraps of paper, which are tossed one after another in front of the
camera. There's even a little hand-drawn Dolby logo!
If the performances in Italian for Beginners were filmed in Imax or
70mm, the emotional effect would be equal, only the film would be prettier. I agree with the music
idea for this particular film, as a score telling me how to react to scenes, instead of allowing me
to read the character's reactions, is Savant's main gripe with overproduced movies. The
asceticism does keep the movie down at the human level. We saw this one in the theater (another date
picture that Savant went to grudgingly, and then fell in love with) and the audience ate it up.
The style is not cinema verité, and even though most of the filming is hand-held, the camera doesn't
jerk around spasmodically. There are chosen angles and points of view, and the show is indeed directed
by someone with an eye to drama. Savant responded well to all of the characters. They were true to
themselves almost all of the time. Hal-Finn is relentlessly boorish and Jorgen Mortensen
a bit tiresomely unprepossessing, but they work because we all know people just like them. The
story is somewhat idealized, as the characters actually have rather finite barriers to overcome to
find happiness. What matters, is that we recognize their problems as intelligent, real, and
universal - most of us share some of them. It's of course a fantasy that all the characters
attractive and their destinies therefore a tad more hopeful than most. But hey, it's surely more
pleasant than being asked to be concerned about a serial killer or some selfish twenty-somethings with
Savant's getting accustomed to seeing pleated Rembrandt-style round collars in Danish movies, as
pastors seem to be in all I've seen this side of Lars von Trier:
Ordet. The Danes are so religiously soulful in
these movies that it's nice to hear the hairdresser in this film stumble over the right way to
talk to the new pastor in town. Italian for Beginners really isn't about an Italian class,
but a philosophy of thoughtful living. And even with the film's occasional contrivances, it's hard
not to be won over. It's not 'cute', like Amelie, but it certainly works less to achieve
its romantic result.
Readers already smitten by this show might consider giving an unrelated book a read. It's so close
in basic tone, when I read it I thought this movie must have been inspired by it. It's called
Evening Class, by Maeve Binchy, and it covers much the same ground, with some similar
characters. Their problems have a little more grit, but much the same payoff. Italy remains the
romantic Neverneverland for northerners, in this case, the Irish. The book stresses what Italian
for Beginners doesn't quite communicate, that adult language classes are fantastic places
to meet nice people, and if you're so inclined, to transform yourself into a human being again. In
a language class, there are no strangers, and everyone is reduced to the
same level of communication. When the class clicks, everybody blooms. Everyone around you knows
the real you. You can be open and friendly with whom
you wish, and the unattached people stand out very quickly. For many years I've recommended
language classes to all my friends who grouse about having no way to meet potential girlfriends ...
and although nobody's taken me up on it, I'm convinced it's the answer. Ah, wisdom.
The picture is rated "R", just for a few swear words and the beginnings of a get-it-on scene.
Miramax's DVD of Italian for Beginners is very plainwrap, and lacks a trailer or any explanation
of the film or Dogme 95 that might help out with newbies. In theaters, the film played in a
pale-colored flat 1:55 print. In actuality, it was shot on the BetaSP format. Those who saw it
on a screen, transferred to film with a film-look conversion, may be taken aback at first, or think
they've gotten the wrong disc. On DVD the show is the original video, which looks better but of
course has an entirely different feel. The first few scenes are jumpy and a bit cramped-looking,
but the television soap feel quickly dies out and the basic drama takes over.
Writing package copy for a movie as special as this would be no easy task, but the pap on the package-back
doesn't begin to convey anything about the film: "... an education that will change everything
they know about love!" Phffft.
Is this the right time to again say bad things about Miramax? Italian for Beginners is listed
as running 118 or 112 minutes originally, depending on what European country it was shown in. Miramax
has again decided to 'help' us by trimming 19 minutes from the film! Now, push come to shove, if it
were my money invested in the picture, I'd see the logic if cutting would increase
the chances of the picture being a success here in the States. But not reverting to the original full-length
show for video release
is plain stupid. I can add Italian for Beginners to the list of Miramax movies (Like Water
for Chocolate, Amelie) that I need to see in versions before the Weinsteins' grubby hands
got a hold of them. Maybe Dogme '02 should include a codicil - no moronic distributor tampering.
On a scale of Excellent, Good, Fair, and Poor,
Italian for Beginners rates:
Video: Very good
Supplements: Zilchorama, unless you like 'other romantic suggestions from Miramax'
Packaging: Keep case
Reviewed: October 11, 2002
1. ... although Bent Mejding, the old pastor, had the role of the
dauntless blonde hero of the Danish Reptilicus forty years earlier. What a world!
DVD Savant Text © Copyright 2007 Glenn Erickson