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Burlesque (Blu-ray)
Screen Gems // PG-13 // March 1, 2011 // Region A
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Review by Jamie S. Rich | posted February 22, 2011 | E-mail the Author
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THE MOVIE:

Please Note: The screengrabs used here are from the standard-definition DVD included in this set, not from the Blu-Ray.

It's funny how many friends in recent weeks pulled me aside to have a serious chat. They wanted to make sure I wasn't getting my hopes up for Burlesque. I'm not joking. I'm an unapologetic Christina Aguilera fan, and they were worried I'd be disappointed. Sorry, guys, I may love Xtina, but that doesn't mean I can't tell when she's attached herself to a bit of a stinker. Everybody needs to pass gas every once in a while.

Burlesque is everything I expected, and also gives me the very least I hoped it would. The divine Ms Aguilera stars as Ali, an Iowa girl who picks up and moves to Los Angeles to pursue her dream of being a singer. After a whole day of pounding the pavement, she happens upon a little club at the end of the Sunset Strip. It's an old-fashioned burlesque music hall, run by Tess (played by Cher, or some close approximation of the same). The pretty girls dance in their underwear and lipsync to Marilyn Monroe songs. The cute boys work behind the bar wearing leftovers from Scissor Sisters-singer Jake Shears' old wardrobe. Ali has never seen anything like it. She wants in.

And, surprise, Ali has just the pluck needed to get up on that stage. That's because, as we've learned from one brief cutaway to what goes on inside her head, she's a girl who believes that she's in a movie musical. Just her bad luck, I guess, that she falls a hair short of being in one. Burlesque is a movie and it does have musical numbers, but I wouldn't exactly call it a musical. It's more like a Pussycat Dolls production of Chicago, at least in terms of aesthetic. Like a music video compilation with a threadbare story woven in between.

If you think the story I've described so far sounds familiar, well, get this. Turns out that Jack (Cam Gigandet), the hunky boy behind the bar, is really a songwriter who doesn't have the guts to grab the brass ring. He also doesn't have the guts to go after Ali when the gettin' is good, and she starts to be wooed by nasty real estate developer Marcus (Eric Dane). Marcus is a regular customer at Tess' club, and he even dabbles with some of the dancers, namely bratty diva Nikki (Kristen Bell). He's also trying to bail Tess out of her money woes and buy her business, something Tess' ex-husband (a sallow Peter Gallagher) would very much like to see happen before the bank takes everything. Just what will the burlesque troupe do to get out of this pickle? Could the answer be that blonde farmgirl who keeps saying she can sing her own numbers?

Burlesque is written and directed by Steve Antin, whose only previous directorial credit is a sequel to The Glass House--and if you remember what The Glass House is, well, what the hell is wrong with you? And if you knew there was a sequel, I am officially scared of your DVD collection. Antin isn't a terrible director, he could probably make ripping music videos for Fergie and the like, but he is an absolutely awful writer, and his clumsiness behind the keyboard is most likely responsible for him blowing it behind the camera. When it came down to it, Burlesque should have been an honest-to-goodness musical. Antin should have taken the songs off the stage and injected them into his characters' real lives. Just once or twice, Christina should have burst out into song during an everyday moment, with the lyrics acting as a narrative device. Lord knows there were probably a couple of old-fashioned showtunes in whatever time capsule Antin cracked open to get this screenplay. Shift this flick into a landscape where people break into song at any moment, and I almost guarantee you the fans of the genre would have forgiven all the other hokum. Burlesque could have been a nostalgic throwback. Hey, kids, let's put on a show!

But, no, I got the kind of dross I suspected Burlesque would be. It's Glitter meets Coyote Ugly, though thankfully better than both. To her credit, Christina Aguilera carries herself with dignity despite the script's best efforts to humiliate her. Cher is a prop at this point, something more suited to have a horror movie franchise built around her botox and plastic surgery than a serious actress. Most of the supporting cast muddles through with performances suitable for their future on the Lifetime Channel. Only Stanley Tucci somehow comes through unscathed. He's essentially reprising his role from The Devil Wears Prada, and he's having fun with it. He knows he's in a turd and has the smarts not to give a damn, and he's really good doing it.

Which brings me to the least I could have expected--or my greatest hope, depending on how you look at it. The music in Burlesque is great. The dance performances are fun and fast paced, and the jazzy songs are good vehicles for Christina's voice. The basic sound is in the same vein as her Back to Basics album, a little modern techno and hiphop tangled up in swing and torch songs. Most of the songs are up-tempo, though there is one gorgeous ballad ("Bound to You"). Antin does cut some of the numbers into the story so they serve as narrative commentary. Cher in particular gets a song intended to double as an interior monologue. Unfortunately, "You Haven't Seen the Last of Me" is also intended to be a showstopper, and I guess it does stop the show--just in all the wrong ways. Her pipes simply don't compare to her younger co-star.

The songs are also staged well, with lots of style and delectable costumes. The fast editing could have maybe been dialed back, but what can you do. This is 2010. People write sitcoms on Twitter these days. Oh, and apropos of nothing, Famous Amos wins the award for best product placement of the year.

So, to sum up, I want to thank my friends for being concerned for my emotional well-being. Rest easy, Burlesque is not the unmitigated disaster it could have been, and I consider that a fair trade-off for it not being the triumph I desired deep down. And don't worry, Christina, I still love you. Hit me up on the Facebook sometime. Maybe we can do lunch. Just so we're clear up front, though, I'm straight. I don't want us to get into the same misunderstanding as Ali and Jack in the movie, because that would be ridiculous!

THE DVD

Video:
Burlesque hits Blu-Ray as a 1080p hi-def transfer at a 2.40:1 image size. It looks glitzy and colorful, just as the movie was intended. For everything that's wrong with Burlesque, it's a gorgeous production, with glamorous art direction and dazzling cinematography, and the BD really showcases its many assets. Colors pop, resolution is sharp, and there is a clear depth of field. Skin texture and tone also look great, and though there isn't a lot of grain, the digital enhancement hasn't smoothed out the edges so it still looks like a movie.

Sound:
The main soundtrack is mixed in 5.1 DTS-HD MA, as is the alternate French-language track (dubbed in Quebec). The mix is amazing, with lots of effects and an incredible depth in the musical numbers. In the dance scenes, the speakers really light up, living up to the full definition of "surround sound."

Subtitle options are French, Spanish, English, and English SDH.

Extras:
There is an audio commentary with director Steven Antin (I know he is technically a "writer/director" but he's barely the second half of that equation, he's definitely not the first). Antin is chatty and enthusiastic, but most of it's pretty banal. You know what you're in for pretty much from the get-go when Antin tells us that he was surprised to learn that test audiences wanted to know more about the main character. That's really sad, when you don't even think your audience will have any interest in the character you're making a movie about. Then again, Antin also sounds surprised to see actors appear onscreen ("Oh, look! It's Julianne Hough!"), so one must really doubt his awareness level. Deepest level of insight shared: The song "Bound to You" is meant to be about what it's like to be bound to someone emotionally. Antin hopes people get that on their own, but he's not convinced it will happen, so consider this commentary a public service.

There is also a "Movie IQ" track with trivia and the like, and apparently some way to use the bookmarks to e-mail yourself a playlist of your favorite songs from the movie. To think, once upon a time technology wasn't useful! You can also sync this up to your smartphone apparently.

Content extras include a 6-and-a-half minute alternate opening sequence. This is essentially a longer version of "Something Got a Hold On Me" without the credits and spending a little longer in Iowa before Christina gets out of town. A blooper reel is just over 5 minutes, and if you are impressed by the main feature, you might also find this funny. Otherwise, let's be honest, you've seen actors swear and giggle before.

The Burlesque Jukebox is six uncut musical numbers, including a dancers-only version of "Something's Got a Hold on Me" (sans Aguilera in terms of both presence and vocals) and a sequence left out of the film, "That's Life." You can play all the songs at once, choose only the ones you want, or hit shuffle. Christina Aguilera fans may like this just for a chance to see more of the material with the singer doing what she does best. "A Guy What Takes His Time" is especially awesome without the camera cutting away from the stage; it's the sexiest number in the movie. Unfortunately, "That's Life" isn't sung by Christina, but is by Alan Cumming. It's actually close to being a traditional musical number, though, so I can see why they cut it. Just to mess with me!

The featurette section, which is exclusive to Blu-Ray, is broken down into five different programs: "Burlesque is Back/The Performers: The Cast of Burlesque/Setting the Stage: Production Design & Photography/Inside the Dressing Room: Creating the Burlesque Look/The Set List: The Music & Choreography." They can be watched one at a time, or if you hit "play all," it's one program running just over 33 minutes. These are the predictable making-of documentaries, though there is an annoying self-congratulatory streak that runs through all of it that makes the whole effort come off as false hype. But hey, at least you'll walk away knowing that Cher and Xtina are both down to earth despite being iconic. And Veronica Mars is the one that tells you that, so you can bank on it!

The extras are in HD, with the musical numbers being in 5.1 audio, so they look and sound great.

There are four trailers included, though not the Burlesque trailer. They are for pretty awful films, too: How Do I Know, The Tourist, Country Strong, and what the hell?! There's a sequel to You Got Served?! You can view more recent trailers via the BD-Live function.

The Burlesque package also comes with a standard DVD version of the movie as a second disc. Presumably not because you need it, but because it costs like $2 to make the damn thing and the studio wants you to think you're getting something for free. Both discs are packaged in a standard Blu-Ray case with a tray on each side. It also has a separate cardboard slipcover. The second disc has all the non-BD-exclusive bonus material.

FINAL THOUGHTS:
Rent It. Or don't. Burlesque is really a terrible movie. It's honestly the sort of thing you likely only care about if you really love Christina Aguilera or Cher. If you don't care about either, I am not sure what there is here for you. It's not even so bad it's hilarious, so approach with caution.

Jamie S. Rich is a novelist and comic book writer. He is best known for his collaborations with Joelle Jones, including the hardboiled crime comic book You Have Killed Me, the challenging romance 12 Reasons Why I Love Her, and the 2007 prose novel Have You Seen the Horizon Lately?, for which Jones did the cover. All three were published by Oni Press. His most recent project is the superhero series It Girl and the Atomics and the futuristic romance A Boy and a Girl with Natalie Nourigat. Follow Rich's blog at Confessions123.com.

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