Former covergirl and Polanski squeeze Joanna Pacula is an unlikely voodoo priestess angling for a full-body makeover via her nubile niece in The Kiss. See the perinnial basic-cable chiller in its original -- fleshier and grislier -- widescreen. Plus, a grue-strewn triple feature from Long Island gorteur Nathan Schiff. Those are among a DOZEN rapid-fire reviews featured in this CineSchlock-O-Rama Lightning Round. So much schlock, so little time!