Tempted to buy your fave episode of American Chopper? As Paul Sr. would bark: "Come here and turn around so I can hit you in the back of the head!" Wait for the Season One box set instead as Mikey's Bike is just one of a DOZEN rapid-fire reviews featured in the latest Lightning Round. (So much schlock, so little time!) Plus, responses to reader emails and the ever-vigilant CineSchlock-O-Rama's Most Wanted.