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Black Scorpion II

New Concorde // R // January 23, 2001
List Price: $14.98 [Buy now and save at Dvdempire]

Review by G. Noel Gross | posted October 26, 2001 | E-mail the Author
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BLACK SCORPION II: (1996, 85 minutes) pits Joan Severance against TWO baddies: Gangster Prankster and AfterShock. We've got a new Mike (Whip Hubley), but Darcy is just as determined to diddle him senseless. Prankster (Stoney Jackson) is the Def Comedy Jam's answer to The Joker with a Super Soaker full of acid and a busty sidekick named Giggles (who jiggles out of her top at least once). While AfterShock (Sherrie Rose) is a supposedly homely blonde seismologist who turns evil when she accidentally causes an earthquake while attempting to quell one. Curiously, no one recognizes her in her bright-yellow getup, even though her face isn't masked. AfterShock likes to grab fella's by the family jewels and zap 'em good while she isn't busy plotting to level the city. Four breasts. 10 corpses. Face licking. Panty sniffing. Exploding clown. Captain Strickland has the best line: "The last thing this city needs is another whacked-out broad in a mask!" The disc includes a 20-minute behind-the-scenes look at the TV series hosted by legendary crime fighter Adam West (who also plays Breathtaker on the show).

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G. Noel Gross is a Dallas graphic designer and avowed Drive-In Mutant who specializes in scribbling B-movie reviews. Noel is inspired by Joe Bob Briggs and his gospel of blood, breasts and beasts.

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