Short Takes

CineSchlocker idol Lance Henriksen stares down Bigfoot! What else need be said!? Bump over to the commentary and you'll get an earful. Like when the "Sasquatch" title card pops up! Writer/director Jonas Quastel, producer Rob Clark, stars Phillip Granger and Jeremy Radick giggle nervously in utter disbelief as the flick they shot over just 12 days in the Canadian wilderness was more coyly called "The Untold." Subtlety may have gone bye-bye, but thankfully, not the good humor of these fellas who share war stories that make the distributor's name change seem par for the course. CineSchlockers will find their priceless Henriksen anecdotes -- complete with attempts at his golden growl -- are second only to if he'd joined the track himself. One breast. Six corpses. Bigfoot cam. Gratuitous urination. Excessively lame video hijinks including a slow, 360-degree FRAME rotation as Ms. Andrea Roth slides into a sleeping bag. Boozing. Multiple foot chases. Gratuitous Blair Witch confession cam. Lance quietly captures the moment, "Holy Moses." (2002, 86 mins, 1.85:1 anam, DD 5.1/2.0, Commentary, Photos, Trailers.)